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Brotha J
09-08-2008, 01:38 PM
Oh no! :eek2:

O.K. so about 22 minutes ago I tunred on the playroom T.V. and DVD Recorder to set a couple of record times for shows starting up for their new season: 1) Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles and 2) Bones.

I have to have the T.V. on channel 4 in order to work the DVD recorder. I don't watch much T.V. during the day so I have no idea what comes on at what time.

So I set the recorder and walk away, forgetting to turn the T.V. and recorder off. I go back to avoiding my homeWORK (http://www.twtex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32031) by, of cousre, logging in to twtex.com. Some time goes by and I don't hear my daughter making ANY noise. So, of course, my daddy senses start tingling.

She's not "helping" :angel: me do my schoolwork by making all kinds of noise behind me. She's not in mommy and daddy's bedroom playing dress up. She's not in the living room doing gymnastics on her balance beam.

Hmmm...:scratch:

..I check the playroom.

Oh good. :sun:

She's playing quietly in the playroom. :huh2: Wait a minute. My daughter doesn't DO playing quietly. So I peek my head in, wondering why I begin to hear other voices besides Jamy's in there.

Oh good GOD! :eek2:

I left the T.V. on...

...and she's watching the Tyra Banks Show! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! :eek2:

Not only that, she turns to me to say, "I love this show. It's all about bodies."

:tears: :tears: :tears:

Now I can't turn it off! :nono: Is my daughter now hooked on Tyra? Is there rehab for that? What do I do? :help:



To be fair Tyra's talking about positive body image no matter what your size; something I actually preach and believe in. So I can't be too upset.

But what do I do tommorow? :eek2:

StarSapphire
09-08-2008, 01:59 PM
Tomorrow, you tune in to Boomerang!

Squeaky
09-08-2008, 02:03 PM
But what do I do tommorow? :eek2:

Tomorrow, if she asks to watch it (kids forget a lot in their sleep) you tell her it was a one-time thing just like a movie or a "Tyra Special" and let her know to remind you next year in September and you'll see if they're going to have another one. :mrgreen:

Grover
09-08-2008, 02:47 PM
BrothaJ knows image:

http://www.yourvillageidiot.com/images/j3.jpg

KenH
09-08-2008, 02:51 PM
Don't turn the TV on.

Tim Kreitz
09-08-2008, 02:59 PM
BrothaJ knows image:

**** straight he does:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/TimKreitz/humor/brothajcollection.jpg

Brotha J
09-08-2008, 11:25 PM
Wow!

I've never looked so...

...SEXAYYYYY!

jhansen
09-09-2008, 06:43 AM
**** straight he does:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/TimKreitz/humor/brothajcollection.jpg


I'm Rick James, (insert Dave Chappelle quote here)!

Tim Kreitz
09-09-2008, 09:20 AM
I'm Rick James, (insert Dave Chappelle quote here)!

"Cocaine is a **** of a drug!"

RedRocker
09-09-2008, 02:05 PM
I think you're doomed, next thing you know she'll be watching
Janice Dickinson.

DaveC
09-09-2008, 02:08 PM
It could be worse, it could be "The View" :eek2:

Brotha J
09-09-2008, 02:28 PM
It could be worse, it could be "The View" :eek2:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK SIR!!! :lol2:

RedRocker
09-09-2008, 05:11 PM
If she goes to the view you'll need to have her committed to a
twelve step program.

Grover
09-09-2008, 05:35 PM
Show some old re-runs of the A-Team... :thumb:


http://www.yourvillageidiot.com/images/j9.jpg