Ride with Chuck Norris

[Black Diamond]

http://www.kick-start.org/cruisetoconroe.html

KICKSTART is hosting its first ever "Cruise to Conroe" Motorcycle Fundraiser,

Presented by Hard Riders (www.hardridersmc.com)

The event begins when the first bike rolls out at 10:00am sharp on Saturday, October 10th.

The three motorcycle groups that raise the most money will receive a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place banner signed by Mr. Norris.

Main Starting Point:

Houston, TX
NorthWest Mall
555 Northwest Mall
Houston, TX 77092

Alternate Starting Points:

College Station, TX
Independence Harley-Davidson
4101 State Highway 6 S
College Station, TX 77845

Austin, TX
Westview Middle School
1805 Scofield Ln.
Austin, Texas 78727

TO

Destination:
Papa's on the Lake
14632 Highway 105 West
Montgomery, TX 77356

Price: Online/Phone Registration:
On-site Registration:
$25.00 per Rider
$10.00 per Passenger
$35.00 per Rider
$15.00 per Passenger

KICKSTART is a Non-Profit Organization. Registration Fees are Tax Deductible

(KICKSTART is the registered trade name of the Kick Drugs Out Of America Foundation,

a 501(c) 3 organization. Federal Tax I.D. 52-1706526)

[Jbay]

I would call him Mr Norris too...

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

[Sully]

My favorite: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

I actually made up 7 or 8 Chuck Norris word problems for my math classes (How long until Chuck runs down the pronghorn and consumes it raw . . . that kind of thing)

[shootergal]

HEY!! So cool you posted this! My BACA chapter & I are planning on riding this one. Looks like it'll be a BLAST!

my favorite Chuck Norris-ism: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
:rofl:

[Jbay]

Chuck Norris does not buy barkbusters, he smashes trees in half with his fists..

Chuck Norris once kick started a Harley, no one knows where it went, but Japan came out with an exact copy production model

Chuck Norris does not need a dirt bike, he rolls though the forest running over KTMs leaving a wake of thunderous noise and smoke, bike parts, smashed trees..

[jhansen]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[shootergal]

ohhhhhh....we could do this all night!

Chuck Norris once counted to infitiny...twice.

:rofl:

[Richard_]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.

[shootergal]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

So is anybody else going on this ride?

[Jbay]

So is anybody else going on this ride?

Chuck Norris does not go on a ride, everyone else rides to Mr Norris.

(I think my boy wants to go, he started me on this)

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, he is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris sneezed Big Bend National Park was created. :trust:

[shootergal]

If you have 5 dollars, & Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

That would be cool to bring your kids! It's all about kids anyway!

[Jbay]

I wonder how all these rumors got started...

http://www.youtube.com/v/oqRoAXXQ6OU&hl=en&fs=1&

[shootergal]

OMG!!!!!! I nearly choked I was laughing so hard!! Good job w/that video posting!! :clap::clap::clap:

Hey....is this now an "official" thread hi-jack?

[Black Diamond]

Shootergal, I am planning on setting up with my M/C hearse if all goes well. See ya there.

[Soozy]

I SOOOO wish I had a 1000 bucks so I could put my scooter up in the '30' with Mr. Norris. I would even wash it. (no I wouldn't) Well I would even wear socks in my boots. (no I wouldn't) Well, I would buy a NEW pair of $12 old-lady-cataract sun glasses from Walmart to wear. ....The voices in my head finally agreed with that one!

I sooooo wish I had $1012.

[stacie074]

:rofl:

never heard that one!!!!

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.

[fathead]

best thread ever:rofl:

[james.cain]

:popcorn: I love it!

[shootergal]

Shootergal, I am planning on setting up with my M/C hearse if all goes well. See ya there.

AWESOME!! Can't wait to get a good long look at it!

[jhansen]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

[tom'st1300]

chuck norris went to the virgin island now its know just the island

[whitebread]

I'm gonna try and make that one! Anyone in ATX planning on going?

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris'd.