EAST TX: Uncertain?Rendezvous Sidecar Rally Oct. 18-21, 2012 - Page 4

**sKatZ** · 10-23-2012, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeemerBob

Me thinks you forgot to post the link

Methinks youthinks correctly!

Wanna see! Wanna see!

**SwampFox** · 10-23-2012, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeemerBob

Me thinks you forgot to post the link

Hey Bob, sure good to hear from you. We were afraid the Goatman gotch ya!!

hizzo3 · 10-23-2012, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeemerBob

Me thinks you forgot to post the link

Quote:

Originally Posted by sKatZ

Methinks youthinks correctly!

Wanna see! Wanna see!

Its technically difficult for me.

http://hizzo3.smugmug.com/Other/Unce...6105080_qKhmP4

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**sKatZ** · 10-23-2012, 12:21 PM

#14-16 FTW!!!!

hizzo3 · 10-23-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sKatZ

#14-16 FTW!!!!

Jazz hands!

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SideCar · 10-24-2012, 02:20 PM

Just got a few pics uploaded

**sKatZ** · 10-25-2012, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideCar

Just got a few pics uploaded

Very nice! Your daughter is a punkin. I hope she gets her trained hamster soon

**BeemerlessBob** · 10-25-2012, 05:22 PM

The Goatman is real

We did some daytime recon of the Stagecoach road area. We had been informed that the Goatman does not come out during the day, but this is not true.

One rider was going along and the goat man came out and yanked his rig into the woods.

There was a small tree that gave its life to stop the rig so that the Goatman could not pull it into the abyss.

Continuing down the trail…

On the way, there was a puddle that begged to be ridden.

(CLICK ON PICTURE TO PLAY VIDEO)

And the last rider performed admirably through the puddle but then …

But ever so graceful in defeat.

This young lady rights her own bike while TTR looks on.

Mr. Stick takes a shot at the puddle

(CLICK ON PICTURE TO PLAY VIDEO)

Mr. Stick remarks “Note to self: when ridding through muddy puddle, put the face shield down”

After the daylight recon, we return to party central for some games.

The BeemerBob team officially sucked. So we waited for evening to come for the “Goatman Hunt”

For several weeks prior to this hunt there was a lot of talk among several so call “brave souls” about how we were going to slay the Goatman. One said they were going to squash him with their big fat rear tire, etc. etc. etc. As the time drew near and the sun began its decent, one by one yellow strips began to show in the dark on several riders. I won’t tell you the name of the ringleader, but his initials are TTR.

As dusk fell, most bailed and went to go hide. There were only four crusaders brave enough for the task; Mr. and Mrs. Swamp fox, Mr. Stick and myself. I’m trembling in my boots but I know this must be done and the the safety of my friends (although chicken), is at stake. I call my sweet wife (St. Teresa) to let her know that I love her but that I might not return from this mission. If I fail, I ask that my remains be cremated, put in a Shiner Bock bottle and placed at the entrance to Stagecoach Rd. as a warning to others.

Off we go, determined in our mission to rid the world of the Goatman.

We stop for a rest and to relax our frazzled nerves. We must remain steady. We must remain steadfast. We must prevail!

We ride on – because we must!
As we enter the deepest part of Stagecoach road, out of nowhere, this orb appears

Holy Scheiss! I’m going to die!

Then again from the other side coming back over, I see

The Orb begins to materialize into some horrible creature straight from ****. Words of my epitaph begin forming in my mind. I wonder if you can inscribe an epitaph on a Shiner Bock bottle.

And then! There he is! Ready to jump up and devour us.

I try to stop quickly, but I end up within his leaping range!

I’m right there. Up close and personal with the demon of the woods.

I immediately jump off, performing a double backflip with my magical goat beating stick in hand.

I’m coming to get you Goatman!

Take that Goatman!

And again.

Goatman tries to get up and I do a ninja run up a pine tree and come up behind him. POW!

I’m pretty sure he is down for the count, but to make sure I mount my trusty stead “Super Lyekka” and run over his worthless butt.

The wicked witch (er Goatman) is dead!

My work here is done. I return to the campsite where everyone cheers my accomplishment and buys me beer.

Life is good.

tango · 10-25-2012, 05:45 PM

Great ride report bob. Wish i could see the pictures....

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful

**BeemerlessBob** · 10-25-2012, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tango

Great ride report bob. Wish i could see the pictures....

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful

Why can't you see the pictures?

tango · 10-25-2012, 06:19 PM

On tapatalk they are coming up as bpxes with ? marks in them. Dunnno

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful

**BeemerlessBob** · 10-25-2012, 06:21 PM

Get a wifi connection and try again.

**sKatZ** · 10-25-2012, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeemerBob

My work here is done. I return to the campsite where everyone cheers my accomplishment and buys me beer.

Life is good.

Dear Bob,

Bravo, sir!

Fondly,

Monkey Chicken

solorider · 10-26-2012, 07:28 AM

Did you leave anything for next year?
I guess we will have to see what other creatures are bothering the peasants!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeemerBob

The Goatman is real

...
Life is good.

**SwampFox** · 10-29-2012, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardybaker

... will there be a Spring rally?....

PRELIMINARY PLANS: The East Texas Sidecar Muster / Spring TURD 2013 is scheduled for May Turd-Fifth at Holly Park Marina on Toledo Bend -- pending confirmation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideCar

... Shelby and I took the long way home today and averaged 2 lake crossings per lake along the way.....

Sounds like a great ride home. Shelby is a great hack partner.

10-23-2012, 12:21 PM	#64
sKatZ Destroyer of Butterflies Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here and there, TX Posts: 2,035	Re: Uncertain?Rendezvous Sidecar Rally Oct. 18-21, 2012 #14-16 FTW!!!! __________________ ~Kat~ '03 TW200 - QuasiMoto Good times are not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of bruises I have on my shins. Or my face.

10-24-2012, 02:20 PM	#66
SideCar Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: DFW, TX Posts: 106	Re: Uncertain?Rendezvous Sidecar Rally Oct. 18-21, 2012 Just got a few pics uploaded __________________ Come ride with us to save a child's life. You'll be glad you did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4jtsRQvP6c

10-25-2012, 05:22 PM	#68
BeemerlessBob Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New Braunfels/Canyon Lake Posts: 4,421	Re: Uncertain?Rendezvous Sidecar Rally Oct. 18-21, 2012 The Goatman is real We did some daytime recon of the Stagecoach road area. We had been informed that the Goatman does not come out during the day, but this is not true. One rider was going along and the goat man came out and yanked his rig into the woods. There was a small tree that gave its life to stop the rig so that the Goatman could not pull it into the abyss. Continuing down the trail… On the way, there was a puddle that begged to be ridden. (CLICK ON PICTURE TO PLAY VIDEO) And the last rider performed admirably through the puddle but then … But ever so graceful in defeat. This young lady rights her own bike while TTR looks on. Mr. Stick takes a shot at the puddle (CLICK ON PICTURE TO PLAY VIDEO) Mr. Stick remarks “Note to self: when ridding through muddy puddle, put the face shield down” After the daylight recon, we return to party central for some games. The BeemerBob team officially sucked. So we waited for evening to come for the “Goatman Hunt” For several weeks prior to this hunt there was a lot of talk among several so call “brave souls” about how we were going to slay the Goatman. One said they were going to squash him with their big fat rear tire, etc. etc. etc. As the time drew near and the sun began its decent, one by one yellow strips began to show in the dark on several riders. I won’t tell you the name of the ringleader, but his initials are TTR. As dusk fell, most bailed and went to go hide. There were only four crusaders brave enough for the task; Mr. and Mrs. Swamp fox, Mr. Stick and myself. I’m trembling in my boots but I know this must be done and the the safety of my friends (although chicken), is at stake. I call my sweet wife (St. Teresa) to let her know that I love her but that I might not return from this mission. If I fail, I ask that my remains be cremated, put in a Shiner Bock bottle and placed at the entrance to Stagecoach Rd. as a warning to others. Off we go, determined in our mission to rid the world of the Goatman. We stop for a rest and to relax our frazzled nerves. We must remain steady. We must remain steadfast. We must prevail! We ride on – because we must! As we enter the deepest part of Stagecoach road, out of nowhere, this orb appears Holy Scheiss! I’m going to die! Then again from the other side coming back over, I see The Orb begins to materialize into some horrible creature straight from ****. Words of my epitaph begin forming in my mind. I wonder if you can inscribe an epitaph on a Shiner Bock bottle. And then! There he is! Ready to jump up and devour us. I try to stop quickly, but I end up within his leaping range! I’m right there. Up close and personal with the demon of the woods. I immediately jump off, performing a double backflip with my magical goat beating stick in hand. I’m coming to get you Goatman! Take that Goatman! And again. Goatman tries to get up and I do a ninja run up a pine tree and come up behind him. POW! I’m pretty sure he is down for the count, but to make sure I mount my trusty stead “Super Lyekka” and run over his worthless butt. The wicked witch (er Goatman) is dead! My work here is done. I return to the campsite where everyone cheers my accomplishment and buys me beer. Life is good. __________________ If you are what you eat, then I am FAST, EASY & CHEAP Beemer Bob's Tracking and Blog www.BeemerBob.com

10-25-2012, 05:45 PM	#69
tango Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Celina Posts: 240	Great ride report bob. Wish i could see the pictures.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful __________________ A truly skilled rider will avoid placing himself in situations wherein he has to prove how great his skills really are.

10-25-2012, 06:19 PM	#71
tango Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Celina Posts: 240	On tapatalk they are coming up as bpxes with ? marks in them. Dunnno Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk when i should have been doing something useful __________________ A truly skilled rider will avoid placing himself in situations wherein he has to prove how great his skills really are.

10-25-2012, 06:21 PM	#72
BeemerlessBob Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New Braunfels/Canyon Lake Posts: 4,421	Re: Uncertain?Rendezvous Sidecar Rally Oct. 18-21, 2012 Get a wifi connection and try again. __________________ If you are what you eat, then I am FAST, EASY & CHEAP Beemer Bob's Tracking and Blog www.BeemerBob.com

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