I've read the Tire Academy thread since it began. I realized I was "that guy" when I had a flat on my KLR riding with Agman. He ended up hauling it back to my house in his trailer. I now have the tools and tubes on the KLR. I have fixed tube flats at my house. I wasn't fast but got it done, thanks to Tricepilot.
Someone recommended the Safe-T-Seal plug kit and I bought one. I've been carrying it on my tubeless tire bikes. Yesterday I was about 5 miles from my house on Hwy 84 running up my Tenere to 75 mph when the tail end started fishtailing. I pulled over ASAP into a place I could work on it. The tire was very hot. I may have been riding on a flat. With a large Safe-T-Seal plug I was able to ride home. My next farkle is an electric air pump. The little bicycle pump got hot and it was tedious filling the tire.
I'm also ready to invest in tire pressure monitoring devices. I need some advice on them, which one to buy, how reliable they are, how well they work. Thanks.
RE: not being fast but getting it done: I must emphasize repeatedly that tire skills are perishable, so once somebody learns how to do it, it must be practiced. My advice is at least once a year, at minimum. This won't be hard to do because it goes along with how much riding somebody does. When it comes to tire replacement, there of course is the time to spoon off/spoon on the new rubber and voilà there is your refresher class.
RE: electric pumps. The two most common I see (and have) are Best Rest Products and Slime. I've even seen videos on how to take the plastic case off the Slime pumps and just carry the "guts" as a minimalist journeyman.
RE: Safe-T-Seal recommendations: That's me in that group, once I stumbled upon that company I tossed any and all rubber plug kits (which I've tried). Also, as a reminder since I've already posted this 1,000 times - don't use the cheapo gas station strings. They're crap. And carry both sizes of the Safe-T-Seal strings, you'll have occasion to use both.
RE: Tire pressure monitoring. I have it on my '15 GSA but never have seen it on a pure dirt bike. My opinion right now is I wouldn't bother with it on a dirt bike. On a moto used for highway travel and dirt riding I might consider it, but on a moto mostly used for dirt, I wouldn't.
RE: Op Ed: The day will never arrive when everyone at a rally or any type of group ride sees all riders ready and able to tackle their own flats. Somebody will always be "that guy". I once was. Even to this day, I'll ride with somebody who has even better tire skills than I have, and I'll feel once again like a learner and "that guy". The whole point of the MSTA is to encourage all motorcycle riders to prepare in advance for the inevitable flat, not just for convenience reasons but for safety reasons as well, for example getting home before night fall.