"It's a LONG way to the top... when you want to rock n roll!"
"So you're gonna want to aim between these rocks right here...!"
Ground clearance... It's good for the soul...
"No problem, I think I could see the bottom from just below here..."
There ain't no air fences in adventure riding...
"It's worth it... It's worth it... It's worth it... It's worth it... It's worth it..."
"A smooth road he said... just a quick detour he said..."
"I'd say this is a coarse aggregate road bed..."
Because stagnant ditch water beats most city water any day...
Powerline companies make the best roads...
You've got it bad when you think this is one of the best roads ever...
"I can't believe I am following this schmuck down an almost road again... AGAIN!!"
Sometimes, going off the beaten path means getting beaten...
"Dude... You should have given it more gas..."
"Are you SURE this is on the GPS!?"
"Can you hear me now!?"
"You gotta take some risks if you want to make it to the top!"
"Did you see that Chupacabra run out in front of me!?"
"Your nuts if you think we're riding down this..."