So I am on my way to work today (on the bike) its started out as a good day, made it from the house to 35 and didn’t have to stop for a light (savings of time 10-15 mins) So I get up on 35 and putter a long at 60-65 mph no need to speed just save a bunch of time. Traffic is so so.. as I get up to my exit to get on 20. This woman in a Camry, who I have been watching the past few miles run in and out of traffic like a nut. No blinkers, pushing cars out of the way and cutting cars off with inches to spar. Is now two cars a head of me.
I think to myself I will just let her take off when we are on 20 so I do not have to deal with her. So we get on 20 and she is back to her old habits and I just let her go. Traffic is light on 20 so I get in the left lane and run it up to 70-75. As I am running my 5 mile run on 20 to 75 I still see Mr Camry trying to drive like she is in nascar and Is running people out of there lane and missing them by inches.. Still no blinkers or anything no one has a clue what or where she is going. Everyone who can has back way off from her. I am getting to the point where I have to leave the left lane and get to the right to get on 45. As I do this I am looking for the camry as to not get in her way but she has been stuck behind 2 18 wheelers and I clear to go on my way.
As I come up to the off on ramp for 45 guess who runs up next to me just at the last sec. yep the Camry, She proceeds to push me out of the way and take my spot. I grab some brake and just fall in behind her, (I kind of have expected it form her) I flash the high beam at her and a little honk of the horn. With a shake of the head I thought that would be that.
Now is where thing get real interesting real fast, as we get on 45 I make up my mind I am just going to bug out of there and leave her behind me. I bust up to 80 and thought I left her in the traffic. No less then a mile down the road she is right beside me with her window down just giving me the look from ****. Now I am in the left lane so I grab some brake so I have a way out and let her back in front of me so I do not have to deal with her. She jumps into my lane and slams on the brakes.. I shift over the middle lane and go by no big deal but I am looking for a way out. This woman is nuts.. traffic is starting to get heavy so there is not much of a options, I am looking for something to get between us. But before I do she is right back with me and pushes me out of the lane. I slow down and she is in front of me, before I can do anything she starts tossing crap out the window at me, a huge cup of HOT coffee is the first thing, as I shift lanes and move back into the left lane, out come full things of water at me, as they hit the ground the would pop with a splash. And I knew if she got a lucky shot that would of hurt more then the coffee buns.
AS I am dogging the water bombs and looking for a fast way out of there. Two cars came to rescue me they got on her left side and honk to distract her (she launch some water that them) when she did that I got back in behind her and for the best protection for the water. As we were getting closer to downtown traffic was starting to stop and I was not sure what I was going to do. The guy in the truck on her left pointed at me and pointed between them (lane splitting was my only option to get out of there and I was working my in the lain to do that when he told me to go)
As I got set her up for a pass on the right I was in the left side acting like that’s the way I was going to she was crowding the line just as she was not looking I jumped to the right and blasted by her, (taking a little something so she can remember me by), So now I am splitting lanes up 45 with this mirror in my lap. Lol. (ya I know bad chris)
So traffic opens up and I fall back into the center lane. Just then a guy on a bussa who was splitting the left side of the center lane came up next to me, I have seen the guy the past few days coming into work so I give him a wave, he points back shaking his head. I just shrug and shake my head.. Just as we are about to take off and he holds up something.. (if you are drinking swallow before going on.. ) AS I am sitting there trying to figure out what he has in is hand it hits me it a mirror.. The same as the one in my lap. I almost lost it... I didn’t happen to see him behind me when the whole thing started and, when I went left he went right and took the mirror off seconds behind me..
So for the woman in the Camry I am sorry that was childish of me, I left your mirror at the exit of 45 and MLK. I am not sure where your other one is.. As far as the bussa rider way to go.. and a special thanks to the two guys in the blocking auto that help me get the heck out of there..
I wonder what the ride home will be like????
I think to myself I will just let her take off when we are on 20 so I do not have to deal with her. So we get on 20 and she is back to her old habits and I just let her go. Traffic is light on 20 so I get in the left lane and run it up to 70-75. As I am running my 5 mile run on 20 to 75 I still see Mr Camry trying to drive like she is in nascar and Is running people out of there lane and missing them by inches.. Still no blinkers or anything no one has a clue what or where she is going. Everyone who can has back way off from her. I am getting to the point where I have to leave the left lane and get to the right to get on 45. As I do this I am looking for the camry as to not get in her way but she has been stuck behind 2 18 wheelers and I clear to go on my way.
As I come up to the off on ramp for 45 guess who runs up next to me just at the last sec. yep the Camry, She proceeds to push me out of the way and take my spot. I grab some brake and just fall in behind her, (I kind of have expected it form her) I flash the high beam at her and a little honk of the horn. With a shake of the head I thought that would be that.
Now is where thing get real interesting real fast, as we get on 45 I make up my mind I am just going to bug out of there and leave her behind me. I bust up to 80 and thought I left her in the traffic. No less then a mile down the road she is right beside me with her window down just giving me the look from ****. Now I am in the left lane so I grab some brake so I have a way out and let her back in front of me so I do not have to deal with her. She jumps into my lane and slams on the brakes.. I shift over the middle lane and go by no big deal but I am looking for a way out. This woman is nuts.. traffic is starting to get heavy so there is not much of a options, I am looking for something to get between us. But before I do she is right back with me and pushes me out of the lane. I slow down and she is in front of me, before I can do anything she starts tossing crap out the window at me, a huge cup of HOT coffee is the first thing, as I shift lanes and move back into the left lane, out come full things of water at me, as they hit the ground the would pop with a splash. And I knew if she got a lucky shot that would of hurt more then the coffee buns.
AS I am dogging the water bombs and looking for a fast way out of there. Two cars came to rescue me they got on her left side and honk to distract her (she launch some water that them) when she did that I got back in behind her and for the best protection for the water. As we were getting closer to downtown traffic was starting to stop and I was not sure what I was going to do. The guy in the truck on her left pointed at me and pointed between them (lane splitting was my only option to get out of there and I was working my in the lain to do that when he told me to go)
As I got set her up for a pass on the right I was in the left side acting like that’s the way I was going to she was crowding the line just as she was not looking I jumped to the right and blasted by her, (taking a little something so she can remember me by), So now I am splitting lanes up 45 with this mirror in my lap. Lol. (ya I know bad chris)
So traffic opens up and I fall back into the center lane. Just then a guy on a bussa who was splitting the left side of the center lane came up next to me, I have seen the guy the past few days coming into work so I give him a wave, he points back shaking his head. I just shrug and shake my head.. Just as we are about to take off and he holds up something.. (if you are drinking swallow before going on.. ) AS I am sitting there trying to figure out what he has in is hand it hits me it a mirror.. The same as the one in my lap. I almost lost it... I didn’t happen to see him behind me when the whole thing started and, when I went left he went right and took the mirror off seconds behind me..
So for the woman in the Camry I am sorry that was childish of me, I left your mirror at the exit of 45 and MLK. I am not sure where your other one is.. As far as the bussa rider way to go.. and a special thanks to the two guys in the blocking auto that help me get the heck out of there..
I wonder what the ride home will be like????