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11-06-2005, 12:48 AM
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Naked bike wreck (NSFW)
Video of a naked bike wreck. Wonder if this guy now believes in ATGATT?
{Moderator warning - This is a naked guy on a bike...not a naked-bike accident. Probably not worksafe.}
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11-06-2005, 05:59 AM
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Re: Naked bike wreck (NSFW)
Wow.....that guy's an idiot.
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11-06-2005, 06:22 AM
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Re: Naked bike wreck (NSFW)
Saw this on ADV yesterday then I saw the bike tag and realized these guys are local and the road is old 290 out near Hockley, Some body on this site might know them , Kinda looks like a friend of mines son but I thought he had better since than that. SEYA
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11-06-2005, 07:15 AM
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Honda had it right with their "Stupid Hurts" campaign several years ago. He seems more upset that he wadded his bike than the head-to-toe rash that probably won't start to hurt for a while. Add to that the notoriety he just achieved and it's probably just a wash on his personal stupid meter.
My only hope is that his insurance company sees this and denies his claim that someone pulled out in front of him on his way to church. That and I hope someone from the inner city kicks the stuffing out of him for trying to sound like he's from the "hood". I'm glad I was the perfect child. I'm also glad we didn't have video cameras to record such moments of genius on my part. Most of mine involved the presence of a female. 
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11-06-2005, 07:58 AM
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Good luck with the walkin that off...lemme know how it goes
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11-06-2005, 08:02 AM
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Yeah, they call themselves the Cypress Stunnas... their moto is...
"We roll hard on the streets and in the sheets." 
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11-06-2005, 08:38 AM
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He might stick to the sheets for a while.
On a side note, I noticed a hundred or so bikes fitting the description of a group of young stunters (minimal gear, blinged out sportbikes and surley attitudes) at a hotel in Round Rock yesterday. Anyone heard anything about a squidfest near Austin this weekend? Last edited by kurt; 11-06-2005 at 08:41 AM. |
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11-06-2005, 09:50 AM
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11-06-2005, 11:54 AM
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Frekin' Idiot! I'm all for pushing the limits but stupid is stupid!!!
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11-06-2005, 12:33 PM
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I'm wondering how funny he'd be if that had been a groin scrape instead of his back?
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11-06-2005, 12:40 PM
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Man! That must have hurt like crazy, and it's probably going to continue to hurt for a while... stupid way to be cool.
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Did you notice the two or three spots on his spine? Were those there before the act or did they occur during the fall? A co-worker asked if it was part of his backbone showing.
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11-06-2005, 12:53 PM
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> With all that road rash, he probably will stick to the sheets for a while.
Ha! Good one Stuart! Good video Ira. |
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11-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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 I can only hope and pray that if my daughter ever meets guys like this, she runs away screaming in abject terror... Heaven forbid she bring one home with that far away dreamy look in her eyes  I simply cannot understand how some girls are attracted to such morons  If he is so reckless with himself, how good will he be at taking care of a family?
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11-06-2005, 01:50 PM
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Some of them live long enough (me) to outgrow it. Luckily, Leigh has little tolerance for those she sees as idiots. I must be doing something right, because she would reject someone like the teen-aged version of me in a heartbeat.
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11-06-2005, 04:32 PM
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11-06-2005, 08:10 PM
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If it would have been an R1 maybe it would be a Darwin award.
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11-06-2005, 08:46 PM
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Hey at least someone got that idiotic stunt on video!
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11-06-2005, 10:41 PM
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Re: Naked bike wreck (NSFW)
Gotta love his friends also...
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