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Four Bikers and a Monkey

We've learned a lot, but we'll be summarizing all of that at the end of the trip.

Thanks to everyone for the words of encouragement! We're back in Texas, and should be sleeping in our own beds by Saturday night.

Stay tuned!
 
buck000 said:
Hey, Rebecca,

Hang in there, and thanks for honestly sharing your fears.

I drove a rental on 550 between Ouray and Durango, CO, and got some serious tinglies in the car.

Great ride reports, keep 'em coming... :chug:

Yeah, I got blown around just south of Ouray on my DRZ and was really wishing for a heavier bike. I never thought about it much in the truck, but being open on the bike it was a totally different experience.

Squeaky, glad you had friends to help you through it. It would have been rough on your own.
 
***For one night only, Four Bikers and a Monkey will be making a special appearance in the DFW area for Bike Night in Plano!

Bring your pens, boys n girls - the monkey will be signing autographs for this very special occasion.


...oh, and if anyone in the area has room for four bikers and a monkey for Thursday night, please let us know. Bikes don't need a garage, and the bikers don't need a roof necessarily. A lawn with room for two small tents will do if that's all ya got. Leave a message at two eight one - eight three zero - 9975. TIA!
 
Squeaky said:
***For one night only, Four Bikers and a Monkey will be making a special appearance in the DFW area for Bike Night in Plano!
Hey, cool, I wasn't planning to come because the weather forecast is rain for Thursday night. But I may have to rethink it anyway. Got several reasons to drop by including delivery of a shop manual to Jing Paul.

Hmmmmmm...
 
Squeaky said:
***For one night only, Four Bikers and a Monkey will be making a special appearance in the DFW area for Bike Night in Plano!

Bring your pens, boys n girls - the monkey will be signing autographs for this very special occasion.


...oh, and if anyone in the area has room for four bikers and a monkey for Thursday night, please let us know. Bikes don't need a garage, and the bikers don't need a roof necessarily. A lawn with room for two small tents will do if that's all ya got. Leave a message at two eight one - eight three zero - 9975. TIA!

Hope you guys found someone to stay with.
 
Updated weather forecast shows very windy with isolated showers toward the north and west.

I'll probably be over. Temp is supposed to be 84, so I can stand some water even without the rain gear.

You four+1 be careful - it is expected to be windy (30+ mph gusts).
Hope you can dodge the T-storms.

See you tonight.
 
I'm going to miss the adventures of Spank Monkey. Perhaps after this trip he should see who else is going on tour. He could continue his adventures and keep us all posted on what is happening around the country.
 
Your adventures have been a joy to read, and I look forward to the
trip recap and hearing some of the tales firsthand :clap: :clap:
 
Day 11
April 4, 2006
Santa Rosa, NM

Once again we awoke to a morning that was discernibly colder than it had been when we had submerged ourselves in sleeping bags the night before. Today was set to be another break from riding, so we had time for breakfast and a day trip. Pancakes again, but we were running low on syrup and supplemented it with jelly packets scrounged from Jerry’s a few days ago.

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While we got dressed for the local day trip, Spank ran off to the playground to monkey around. He told us that this was his favorite park yet because of the great climbing web and rock wall that he had found.

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We decided to join him and have a little fun in the sun ourselves.

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We hit the road in search of a few local geocaches, and found three without too much trouble. They weren’t inside the park as we had originally thought, but were not far into town.

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Unfortunately, we didn’t leave much room for Spank so he stowed away under the bungee net…

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There was talk of heading for Las Vegas for lunch (Las Vegas, New Mexico, that is), but we decided that our stomachs could not endure the hour-long ride and instead opted for Joseph’s, a local eatery on historic Route 66.

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Once inside, we were greeted and showed to our table, then we were each given a newspaper. Well, it only looked like a newspaper – it was actually the menu. Clever idea.

Scattered inside the paper along with the edible offerings were pictures, commentary, and a story or two about the original owners of the restaurant. The choices were borderline overwhelming, and the meals themselves were plentiful. Gavin ordered a Mexican burger, which is a hamburger with Mexican-style fixins wrapped in a tortilla instead of nestled on a bun.

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Chips and salsa were served prior to the meal, but as an added bonus we each got a soppapilla with out meal. Bountiful honey poured over them, they were devoured quickly.

We stopped by the Visitor’s Center to see what else there was to do in town, but to our demise it was closed (despite the OPEN sign displayed in the window). We peered through the window at the rack of brochures to get an idea of what our options were.

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We could see that there was a Route 66 Auto Museum just down the street, so we decided that might be a nice way to spend the afternoon. There was a $5 entry fee to see an assortment of cars and memorabilia, but there was adequate seating in the lobby/gift shop for those who didn’t really have a strong desire to walk through the displays.

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Spank had fun checking out all the mini cars.

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And even found a sticker with his name on it!

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A few of Gavin’s photos from inside the ‘museum’:

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After the auto museum, we returned to our campsite and decided that a friendly game of dominoes was in order. Well, it started out as a friendly game.

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It somehow morphed into a three hour domino bonanza, with singles, doubles, and one-on-one challenges before calling it quits for the night.
 
Day 12
April 5, 2006
Santa Rosa, NM to Palo Duro Canyon State Park, TX

Once again we got a late start, and while packing the bikes Rebecca’s luggage key snapped. The plastic that holds the metal key (like a handle) simply couldn’t bear the load any longer.

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After getting the Leatherman (a very cool multi-tool) out to get the key out of the lock, Rebecca found the spare that she’d brought along. It was intended as a backup in the event the original was misplaced, but this was just as good a reason to remember things like spare keys when you pack for a big trip. To compound the fact that we were running behind getting the bikes loaded, the clip holding the tail bag onto Erik’s bike snapped in two. The situation was easily remedied with a custom-cut (to length) rubber strap with a new clip.

We rode a few miles into town for some breakfast before re-entering Texas, and settled on this place, the Sun Restaurant.

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The eggs were quite delicious, and other than the cigarette smoke wafting towards us from a nearby booth it was a decent place to eat.

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There was no need to stop and take a picture at the Texas state line. We’ve all seen it. It’s strange how the landscape begins to change as you enter this section of the country; the grass and rolling plains replace the jagged mountain cliffs that graced us with scenic views just a few days prior. It was a stark reminder that this trip – this adventure – would soon be coming to a close. We still had a few days left, but the finish line was in sight.

Hitting Amarillo for a fuel stop, we decided that a stop at the Cadillac Ranch was in order. Although somewhat local for us Texans, it was still far enough away from home that we wanted to get some pictures while we were up here.

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Nearing Palo Duro Canyon State Park outside of Amarillo, it was clear why this was called the “Grand Canyon” of Texas. We’d missed out on the real thing in northern Arizona due to poor weather (low of 20 overnight, high of 35 with snow showers likely), but this was a good consolation prize.

The Texas State Parks and Wildlife system is very accommodating, and the park ranger had first hand knowledge of which campsites down in the canyon were most suitable for us. We were able to camp underneath a 60 foot wall of rock, and we were told the nearby trees would help shield some of the wind that was expected overnight and into the next day.

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The wildlife in the park is outstanding. There were turkeys and deer wandering around the campsites, and it was obvious that they’d become accustomed to the humans being around. They barely flinched when we rode by.

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Once settled, we headed back out of the park (doubled up again) for dinner. This afforded a few more moving pictures.

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Just a few short miles outside the park gates (this time we made a mental note that the gates close at 10), we found Bambino’s Pizza. It didn’t look like much, but we were hungry and willing to give it a try. As we opened the door, the two tables and young boy doing his homework had us second-guessing our decision.

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Yet again, we were pleasantly surprised at the quality of food offered up at a seemingly unknown hole in the wall. The selection was limited to only pizza, calzones, and gyros but all three were absolutely delicious.

The roads back into the park were quite a bit different without any daylight, and the deer standing on the edge of the pavement within arms’ reach made for a few pucker moments. We managed to get back to the campsite without any near-misses (with the deer or each other) and settled in for more headlamp dominoes. Before too long, it was nearing midnight and we called the game on account of sleepiness. Rebecca believes that it was because she was so far out in the lead that nobody thought they could catch her, but a three to one vote had the dominoes being packed away.

The warm night (another sign we were back in Texas) and light breeze had fooled us into thinking we’d be better off without the rainflys on the tents. As a light drizzle came down, we all awoke and had to scurry to get them securely fastened. I guess that’s one more thing we’ve learned – expect the unexpected.
 
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:tab The end of a trip is always a strange time... Knowing that you are about to back into the womb of daily living can be a bit of a downer. I have always enjoyed the trips for their ability to break me out of my routine and make me feel like I am actually living and not just grinding away passing the days.
 
It's been most enjoyable keeping up with this road trip, thanks for sharing your stories and pics. Rebecca, Deb, Gavin, Erik and of course Spank made the weekly meet in Plano extra special by telling about their adventures and showing the bikes. I hope lots of good memories of your trip keep those big smiles on your faces till the next one. Neal
 
Did you stop writing at Day 12? I'm still hankerin' fer more!!! ;-)
 
Nope, haven't stopped writing, just giving my wrists a rest now that we're home safe and sound. I should have the story finished by tonight (there were 14 days total).
 
When you have all the writing finished you might want to consider condensing the whole trip and submitting it to some magazines for publication. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. As a trial audience for your work I'd say that you'd get thumbs-up all around from us.
 
Glad the last leg was safe. Have enjoyed living vicariously through your posts.
 
Day 13
April 6, 2006
Palo Duro Canyon State Park, TX to Plano, TX

Peering out of his tent, Erik was greeted by a turkey only inches away. The overnight drizzles hadn’t left much moisture behind; they’d only woken us long enough to require adding rainflys overhead to keep us dry for the reminder of our blissful outdoor sleep. We were surprised by a white-tailed deer coming up close and personal looking for breakfast.

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No time for breakfast for us humans, so after packing up our tents for the last time we climbed out of the canyon and into the gusting winds of Northern Texas towards the Thursday night Meet –N- Greet in Plano. We figured that since we were this far north and had a few days before we needed to be home, we would head over and put the word out that we’d be making an appearance. We also made it known that we didn’t yet have a place to stay in the area, and would accept any reasonable offer.

The local radio station had said that the winds would be gusting upwards of 50 mph. As we were pushed all over the roadway, we were certain they’d underestimated Mother Nature. At times, we were nearly at peg-scraping angles while riding in a straight line. By the first gas stop, Deb was on edge and declared this as the worst wind she’d ever ridden in. Erik said that according to the map, we had only another six miles of side winds before our course would turn toward the east and it would be at our backs. We hoped for the sake of our weary bodies that Erik was right.

We rode through sections of dry, dusty farmland that had obviously been subjected to recent draught. With the wind gusting as it was, the dust became airborne and blew across the horizon. It created thick clouds that brought visibility down from miles to mere feet, making it difficult to navigate roads and traffic. Breathing without inhaling all of the grit and grime was easier said than done, and even keeping our eyes open through the thick sections became a chore.

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We opted to stop for lunch in Childress to escape the brutal conditions. We found Dawson’s Family Restaurant with an adequate buffet at a reasonable price.

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The locals were surprised to see us on the road on a day like today, and were enthusiastic about our trip. One of them pointed outside and said, “that blue bike there looks like it’s about to blow over”. Sure enough, Deb’s bike was not as stable as we’d like so Erik moved it around to the side of the parking lot where the building could offer some resistance from the wind. Once settled and fed, we made a feeble attempt at an internet connection to see if we’d gotten any offer for overnight accommodations. We were only able to check phone messages, and Gary “tracker” Leavelle had made us an offer we couldn’t refuse to stay with him only five minutes from the coffee shop.

We cut off towards Plano farther north than originally planned in an attempt to thwart rush hour traffic, but instead found ourselves inching our way through smaller towns. Once we were clear and within twenty minutes of Plano, we stopped to call Gary for his address and to let him know we were almost there.

Arriving in front of his house, we were all glad that we’d finally made it. This turned out to be the second highest mileage day on the trip, topped only by the first day we headed out of Texas. We had a few minutes to hop off the bike to meet Lisa, Gary’s wife and co-sponsor of Four Bikers and a Monkey and to stretch before heading over to Shoemaker & Hardt, the coffee shop where the north Dallas crowd meets.

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Only a few people were there when we arrived, but overall there were more than twenty or twenty five bikes in attendance by night’s end. We could barely keep up with names, but it was good to finally put faces with handles we’d jested with on the web. Stories were told, pictures were taken, and an attempt at a kidnapped monkey was blocked.

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Spank was able to meet Scott “tourmeister” Friday’s old GS, too. The new owner, David, has been quite happy with the bike since he picked it up. When introducing himself, he adds in “more commonly known as the new owner of Scott’s bike”, but that should begin to fade over time as he makes a name for himself on Two Wheeled Texans.

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After realizing the coffee shop had closed and people were starting to leave, we decided to head down the street to grab a bite to eat at McDonalds. We’d stayed away from fast food as often as possible, but it was the only thing open and we hadn’t eaten since lunch.

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We got cozy in Gary’s daughter’s room (she’s away at A&M – Go Aggies!) and were asleep in short order. Tomorrow would be our last day on the road, and only 270 miles separated us from home.
 
Day 14
April 7, 2006
Plano, TX to Houston & Katy, TX

Morning came all too quickly, but the smell of freshly-brewed coffee and an egg casserole made it easier to get-up-and-go.

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Gary and Lisa had been amazing hosts for the night, and paused for a picture during their morning routines. Thanks again guys!

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The bikes had been parked on the back patio overnight, so getting them out into the driveway and loaded became our first chore on this, our last day on the road.

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The lack of excitement was evident, but we made the most of the day and tried to avoid highways and boring, straight roads. We headed farther east before heading south to Houston, and were soon surrounded by lush greenery. The closer to home we got, the more we could feel the humidity of the gulf coast kick into action.

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We’d complained about dry, chapped skin during the trip because moisture in the air is a constant for us at home. We’d missed the humidity’s ability to keep our skin and hair nourished. Now that we were getting closer, it felt almost unnatural to have it all around us again.

We ended up in Grapeland for lunch, and Erik was excited to announce that one of the most famous Texans was born near here in Crockett. Davey Crokett? Daniel Boone? Some other founder of Texas? Not quite. It was Erik himself whose family had lived around here when he was born and he was two when they moved. His granny had even designed the painting on the water tower.

The City Street Café had great food, as did most (if not all) of the mom and pop shops we’d frequented these last two weeks.

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Erik was shocked to find that he was the proud bearer of the golden fork. Nothing special came of it, but it sparked talk of Willy Wonka.

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We opted for a run through the Sam Houston National Forrest on our way down into Houston. It was a beautifully sunny and warm day, and none of us wanted it to end. Actually, we didn’t want the trip to end. As good as it would feel to sleep in our own beds, the return to our jobs and lives was not something we were necessarily looking forward to.

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Splitting off in Tomball, Erik and Deb waved goodbye and headed for Katy. Gavin and Rebecca continued down 149 to northwest Houston, arriving at Gavin’s house in short order. Tired wrists and aching backs beckoned for a nap, but Gavin was intent on getting out of his gear and into his truck to pick up his Beagle Winston.

Back home with his dog by his side, Gavin parked the bikes in the garage and quickly unloaded them, piling the gear, supplies, and luggage into the living room. A mess to be cleaned up later… now it was time for a long overdue nap in a comfortable bed, air conditioning, and soft sheets.
 
Awesome! Great report and photos!

Glad to see you guys got back with no serious mishaps. I've really enjoyed reading the daily journals. So jealous...
 
Squeaky said:
Stories were told, pictures were taken, and an attempt at a kidnapped monkey was blocked.
That's not what I heard! That monkey tried to stow away - he was afraid ya'll were going to subject him to another day full of red dust! He was trying to escape! :giveup:

Great report and pictures. Lots of fun following your exploits.
 
Well done folks, I really enjoyed following your exploits. Glad you all got home safely.
 
Now that your back and hopefully rested up. What would you have done different on the trip? More or less equipment? Just curious.

BTW, great reports. :clap:
 
Well, I hope you know - you got me addicted!!! :giveup: Now I'm gonna have to go through withdrawals!!! :doh:
 
mjacks said:
Now that your back and hopefully rested up. What would you have done different on the trip? More or less equipment? Just curious.

I'm hoping we'll all add our personal accounts of our favorites, least favorites, what we'd do differently, what we would leave behind, what we'd add, etc.

We're all just soooooo exhausted! :yawn:

A BIG thanks to everyone for following along and boosting our egos along the way. It really does make a difference knowing that someone is reading it. :rider:
 
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