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Funny post from another forum:
I can't hear one of these stories without thinking of Warchild, a troll on the ST1300 site years ago. Definitely a troll,but a funny guy too.
He hit a doe right smack in the middle of the animal and split it in two. He also managed to keep the bike upright and limped to the side of the road. Plastic body parts were strewn all over the place and he and his bike were covered in green mostly digested deer crap. He said the stench was overwhelming.
After making it to the first town he pulled into a car wash and hosed off the bike and himself as bet he could. He got back on the bike and headed for his stop that night, but all the way he was nauseated by the strong stench of deer crap. Not able to stand it anymore he pulled into a motel for the night. He had a headache from the stench. As he open the office door and walked in the lady night clerk got a puzzled look on her face an said, you got something green there on your mustache.
I can't hear one of these stories without thinking of Warchild, a troll on the ST1300 site years ago. Definitely a troll,but a funny guy too.
He hit a doe right smack in the middle of the animal and split it in two. He also managed to keep the bike upright and limped to the side of the road. Plastic body parts were strewn all over the place and he and his bike were covered in green mostly digested deer crap. He said the stench was overwhelming.
After making it to the first town he pulled into a car wash and hosed off the bike and himself as bet he could. He got back on the bike and headed for his stop that night, but all the way he was nauseated by the strong stench of deer crap. Not able to stand it anymore he pulled into a motel for the night. He had a headache from the stench. As he open the office door and walked in the lady night clerk got a puzzled look on her face an said, you got something green there on your mustache.