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A Whole New Meaning for Moto Porn

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Mad Mac

Mad Mac

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Years ago, Moto-Guzzi ran ads in motorcycle magazines
with a hunky, Italian model trying to have carnal knowledge of the new Breva.
My local Guzzi dealer referred to him as the "Breva Humper".

moto-guzzi-breva-kiss.jpg


Girls, I'm only going to do this one time.

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If you don't smell gasoline, you're not doing it right.
(Click here to see the full advertisement.)
 
I'm sitting in my office laughing like a fool.
 
It is funny because it is a TW, the equivalent of a $5 hooker compared to a Guzzi for emotional attachment. :-P
 
Hey, that looks exactly like my TW! Sure hope she's not playing around on me.
 
kurt said:
It is funny because it is a TW, the equivalent of a $5 hooker compared to a Guzzi for emotional attachment. :-P
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It's the details for me. Bare foot on the rear peg, hand on the engine, pants with leather jaccket, same general angle. :lol2:
 
Lord, can we get a warning on this thread? There's things you just can't unsee!!!
 
klb1122 said:
It's the details for me. Bare foot on the rear peg, hand on the engine, pants with leather jacket, same general angle. :lol2:
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Thank you for noticing. I had to put the camera on the ground, on a folded shirt, to get the angle. Crouch down on my hands and knees to check the view, start the 12 second delay, scramble to the TW, get my house slipper off my right foot and fold my old body into position.
 
Excellent. Your attention to details as well as a TW vs Guzzi makes the image.

Me thinks this could be a photo assignment topical down the road.... :ponder:


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Mad Mac said:
Thank you for noticing. I had to put the camera on the ground, on a folded shirt, to get the angle. Crouch down on my hands and knees to check the view, start the 12 second delay, scramble to the TW, get my house slipper off my right foot and fold my old body into position.
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Nice! Someone with some photoshop skills could easily make the background black and then give it a vintage feel like the original. It would be solid gold. :mrgreen:
 
Mad Mac said:
Thank you for noticing. I had to put the camera on the ground, on a folded shirt, to get the angle. Crouch down on my hands and knees to check the view, start the 12 second delay, scramble to the TW, get my house slipper off my right foot and fold my old body into position.
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That's dedication! Bravo! Well worth the effort; I laughed pretty good. You could tell people that was you when you were a magazine model! :P
 
I love the concept of the photo, but his Guzzi has an unfair advantage. I think it has had Cylinder Implants, cause his cylinders are bigger than yours. And he has two of them, one for each hand! :shock: Sam


I can't believe I have sunk down to this level of humor! :oops:
 
BUMP for a great old post!

I still laugh everytime I see this.....
 
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