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Crunchy Old Guys Playing in the Rockies 08/31/26

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You know the adventure is about to begin out West when you start seeing Mavericks! It was a beautiful drive out to Montrose, Co., from Amarillo, Tx. We won’t discuss the drive from the North Houston area to Amarillo, other than to say it was windy, dusty, and around 104F all day. And people wonder why I look at them funny when they ask if we are riding across West Texas 😂

The drive got really nice once we headed away from I-25 at Walsenberg up CO 69 to US 50. US 50 runs along the Arkansas River for a good way, nice and twisty. We did hit a short and very intense rain storm, and then the sun started peaking through what had been a cloudy cover the first half of the day.

When we got near Sargents, we started seeing dirt bikes all over the place. It is a very popular trail riding area. We aren’t here for that. We’re here with the big bikes for some moderate adventure riding… assuming my planned routes turn out the way I am hoping… 😁

This trip I have my 2017 BMW R1200 GS Rallye and 2024 Husky 701 Enduro. Roger Rogers has his KTM 690 Enduro and KTM 500 EXC. Rob Jadusingh has his 2017 Husky 701 Enduro and Kevin McNeil has his KTM 890 Adventure and KTM 690 Enduro. Rain has been moving through the area this evening. Radio alert said 60mph winds and marble sized hail, but it went just North of us.

Tomorrow we head over the Uncompaghre Plateau to Naturita, then South into more mountains that should eventually get us to Telluride. We’ll run Last Dollar Highway North back up to the Southern tip of the Uncompaghre Plateau and then cruise dirt roads back up to Montrose.

I don’t recall the particular name of the mountain down near Telluride. I last rode it in July 2005 on my 02 BMW R1200 GS. That resulted in an image of the bike resting perfectly up side down on the handle bar and side bags. That picture ended up circumnavigating the world via the Internet! Hopefully, this ride will be a tad less “exciting”!


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I can't believe you fit 7 bikes, including 2 big bikes and all the gear for 4 riders in that trailer.
 
Was the buffalo heard out on 69 . There was alway a big grin on my face when I turned off 25 I had a back road route all the way to Moffett county from there that was enjoyable to drive or ride .
 
Was the buffalo heard out on 69 . There was alway a big grin on my face when I turned off 25 I had a back road route all the way to Moffett county from there that was enjoyable to drive or ride .
Only saw one. Sarah and I saw the entire herd last July.
 
Some people hate riding their motorcycles in sand. I like sand. Some people like riding their motorcycles in mud. I hate mud…

But I am getting ahead of myself. Let me back up a bit. I wake before my alarm has gone off. So I just lay in bed and enjoy being cozy and warm. I hear Roger moving about doing his morning routine. Then I start hearing unexpected noises… mechanical noises, banging noises, scraping noises…?!

I roll over and crack an eye toward the door of our room. It would seem that Roger and the deadbolt are having quite the disagreement! He wants out and the deadbolt is not having it. This goes on for maybe ten minutes or so. I ask if we are trapped and he’s not sure yet. My alarm doesn’t go off for another thirty minutes so I roll back over and rest my eyes.

Roger ends up disassembling the deadbolt and manages to get the door open. We won’t have to toss a chair through the window to escape. I decide to just go head and get up and get moving.

Outside it is grey and overcast. I think it might be in the low 60s. Montrose is around 6000 ft elevation. The cool dry air feels amazing. Back home in East Texas they are still hitting 100+ and it starts early in the day. I have been looking forward to this trip for a long time!

We grab breakfast at the hotel. There are no options. It is some kind of egg, cheese, and sausage muffin thing with an unripe banana. It’s filling. That is about all I can say about it.

We start gearing up and getting the bikes ready. I’ve decided to run my 2017 BMW R1200 GS Rallye today. I think that the route should not be too challenging. I’ve ridden portions of it before. However… rain can change that very quickly!

We head West out of Montrose on CR 90. It takes a few miles to get outside of town to the point where the pavement ends. At this point, the road is hard packed and well maintained. It is dry and covered with a layer of fine gravel that makes the bike squirm just enough to make me wonder if I am starting this adventure with an early flat tire!?

The tires are fine. It would seem I am just paranoid.

We are going up the East side of the Uncompaghre Plateau, heading for the edge of the Aspens. For some reason unknown to me, they don’t grow much below 8000 feet. I check our altitude on my GPS when we reach them and we are just a bit over 8000.

As we get into the Aspens the road starts getting more twisty and the elevation is changing quicker. I am settling into a groove on the GS and having a good time. As usual, this causes me to miss a turn 🙄

I quickly realize my mistake and we get turned around. We missed the turn to continue to Nucla, a tiny town on the other side of the Uncompaghre Plateau. We stop a few times at spots with amazing views. Unfortunately, part of those views involves dark clouds. I am hoping we get lucky and can thread through any showers.

We soon reach a high point and begin descending down the West side of the plateau. It is a bit steeper and twister than the other side. As I come around a corner I spot a road grader with flashing lights. It is parked on the edge of the road and it looks like he has been busy. When I get closer I notice the operator is in the cab and appears to be snoozing. He might be waiting for a fresh load of gravel to spread.

A few corners past the grader there are a few other vehicles that look like they are part of the road crew. A few more corners past that I encounter a water truck just around a blind corner. He is spraying the entire width of the road. I always run deep and wide in corners for just this kind of thing. It allows me to see as far as possible and gives me time to react calmly rather than panicking. This also means the truck driver sees me sooner and he shuts down the sprayer so we can pass without getting soaked.

A few miles later the road becomes paved and is a really nice ride! I spot a line of large trucks slowly descending down toward a bridge that we are approaching. They are gravel trucks. It looks like we got through before a LOT of new gravel was about to be laid down. Nice!

We soon reach Co 145. If needed, we were going to detour over to Naturita for gas. However, the two 690s and the 701 all have the Rade auxiliary gas tanks that give them a total of five gallons and a bit over 200 miles of range. When planning the route, I thought several of them might be running the stock tank only, which is about 3-1/2 gallons. That would not get them to Telluride, the only other gas stop option. Since they are all good and I can run about 200 miles on a tank, we skip the detour and head over to Co 141.

Co 141 is a paved highway. It runs along a wide valley. It is smooth and fast. I am eyeing the sky as we head South. It is starting to look pretty gloomy the direction we will be heading. In some spots it looks to be raining quite heavily. All we need to do is thread the needle…

At CR U29 E we turn left. This is paved but narrow and bumpy. We soon turn South again, onto CR 31 U. I am getting a steady spatter of rain drops on my helmet visor and it looks like we are about to enter the mouth of a monster. I pull over and we all start closing vents in an attempt to make ourselves rain proof.

I bought a set of very lightly used, almost new, KLIM Badland Pro pants and jacket about a year ago to replace the set I bought back in 2013. I really liked this gear and it worked great, but at almost 13 years old, it was starting to have issues. So I figured I’d get the same gear again. The price for the used set was much less than new!

The first time I road in rain with the new gear I found out it wasn’t even remotely water proof!!?? In fact, it was more like Bounty, the quicker picker upper! It just absorbed the water like a dry sponge. This suit is made with Gor-Tex. So I was a bit miffed about this.

Prior to the current trip, I bought some of the Nikwax detergent and waterproofing solution. It is supposed to restore the water proofing of water proof garments. I did two treatments on my gear.

Now I get to find out if it worked. CR 31 U is also a narrow paved road with no striping. It starts out mostly level and winds kind of Southeast through the woods. It is a fun road. After a few miles it bends East and starts climbing, turning to gravel and getting more twisty as we go. We are soon back in Aspens.

We soon come to the edge of the Uncompahgre NF and Miramonte Reservoir. Like most reservoirs in the region, it is very low. In fact, none of the high mountains we’ve seen have any snow on them right now. I have been here in June, July, August, and September in other years and the mountains have always had a least some snow at the higher elevations. This winter didn’t produce much.

Past the reservoir we end up on another county road heading straight South. It is still sprinkling, but not full on raining and I am still dry. The sky looks like it might open up and dump on us at any moment. For now, the road is still dry.

We reach Cone Rd., and keep heading Mostly South. Somewhere along the way it becomes CR 31 and keeps going South. It also gets much more twisty. We are hanging around 8-9k feet for now. It is still just sprinkling a bit. The temperature is in the high 50s and dropping slowly.

We keep running CR 31, all the way down past Belmear Lake. In a few places we get into some relatively tight switchbacks. The road is damp and there are some puddles, but nothing bad. We eventually come to CR H and turn East, heading toward Ground Hog Reservoir and the San Juan NF.

Now we are getting into some faster elevation changes, but in general we are still climbing. We end up on a CR heading East. I don’t know if it even has a name. It eventually intersects FR 403. Here we start heading Northeast and the corners are coming faster and are tighter. It is getting wetter and there is more mud, but it is still not really raining. This road gets us up to CR 52.

We run 52 a short way, looking for a left turn to head North on CR 47. We pass some RVs and small campers right around where I am expecting to find the intersection, but I don’t see it. As I continue and get beyond the camping spot, I realize we are moving away from our intended route. I then see a left turn that looks unmaintained, but it goes the right direction. It is rocky and rough. It gets us up above the camping spot.

Here the road gets narrow and super rocky. It is damp, but not muddy. It gets quite steep and we start hitting switchback after switchback. They are tight! I have to run them in first gear, slipping the clutch, and trying to keep enough momentum to keep the bike balanced. Some of them have deep ruts cutting across the road and large rocks scattered about. Sometimes I pick my mine. Sometimes the road picks my line…

This goes on for what seems like forever! My thighs are starting to burn from using my legs like shock absorbers so the bike can bounce around beneath me while at the same time I am squeezing with my legs to hold on so I can try to keep my arms relaxed and loose. Despite my best effort, my arms are getting tight from hanging on to the bars. The bike just torques along, rumbling and protesting when rocks cause the rear to bounce and the tire to spin. In between the switchbacks the road is wash boarded badly, making it hard to stay on the gas to keep the bike moving.

Near the last switchback, the road becomes CR 49 G and starts to level out a bit, allowing me to take a breather and giving my legs and arms a break. It is much needed! In this area the road changes again, to CR 4 and 49 G, kind of like when two numbered highways run together for a while. This heads North for quite a way and then they split apart. 49 G goes East and takes a us to Little Cone Road.

Things are starting to get dicey now. It is raining. My helmet visor is fogging, even if I leave it partially open. I am wearing sunglasses that help reduce glare and keep the rain drops from hitting my eyes, but even they are fogging a bit. The road is now MUCH rougher and covered in mud. We are climbing and the corners are very tight. There are multiple places with tight and steep switchbacks. There are ruts running with the road. The tires slip into the ruts, often times different ruts. This makes the front go one way and the rear another. I frequently find myself crabbing the bike down the road at an angle until I can get the tires back in line with each other. If I were sitting down, my seat cover would be getting shredded by the tush pucker!!!

The pot holes are getting more frequent and numerous, often tightly packed, leaving no clean lines through them. Hitting large pot holes full of water can be risky! I hit a few that feel like they are going to throw me off the bike and some that bottom out the suspension. All I can do is focus on looking as far ahead as I can and keeping the bike moving forward.

I come around a right hand corner and the road gets even steeper. Despite this, there are still huge potholes even in the steep section. Between them are deep ruts. I end up on the right side edge, trying to run a narrow strip. Then the wheels go different directions, the front up on a higher, wider, and slightly drier looking spot and the rear down low on the right... in a bog.

Eventually the rear wins the battle as I struggle to keep the bike vertical and moving. The front drops off into the soft edge of the road. It is a grassy squishy bog. I am still moving forward, doing everything I can to hold down the urge to panic. I am keeping my eyes up and the throttle on. As they say, “ If you are riding through ****, keep on riding!!”

And then there is a cluster of small Aspen trees, right on the edge of the road in the quagmire… 😬

I am heading straight for them and there is zero chance of getting the bike back on the road before I reach them. Nothing to do but take them head on!! If I go to one side, there is a good chance they will hit my bars and slap me down on the ground. The GS is a big heavy bike. I have engine guards and a bash plate. Today they will be earning their keep.

Much to my delight, the big GS just lays the trees over and keeps going. About the time I think I might have a chance of saving all this, I spot a tree trunk laying lengthwise in the ditch. It is at least 12-14” diameter and right where I need to be.

I roll off the gas and hit the rear brake while doing everything I can to make the bike move left. The front tire misses the end of the trunk, but my right jug catches the edge off it, stripping off a section of bark as I come to a stop.

Then slowly…

The bike starts falling to the right. I try to put my right foot out and it just sinks into the goop. Rather than just leaning against the tree trunk like you might expect, the bike rolls over it and ends up with the wheels pointing up at an angle. I am sitting in the goop, my heart pounding and muscles aching from the lack of oxygen. This is definitely going to be a team effort!!

Fortunately, the team arrives in short order as I am extracting myself from the black stinky goop. I am getting a cramp just under the edge of my ribs and have got to sit down an do some deep breathing for a few minutes. The other guys park their bikes and begin surveying the scene. The bike and I are both fine.

It takes all four of us to lift it back over the tree trunk. I then start it and walk it back onto the road. I was soooo close to reaching a spot where I might have actually been able to ride it back onto the road… DOH!

We all catch our breath.

It is now raining in earnest. My glasses are so fogged I can’t see the road in front of me. Nothing to do but put them in my backpack. I can’t lower my visor because it is so fogged. On top of this, the mountain has been engulfed by a thick cloud and even the air is now heavy with fog. The road ahead looks menacing. Time to put this drop out of my mind and get my A game back on!!

We are stopped in a short level spot. Just a few feet in front of me the road curves up and left. It is very rough! I pick my intended line, get the bike rolling and get back up on the pegs as fast as I can. We still have some climbing to do, but not a lot as we are close to the top.

For a fleeting moment, I am relieved when we crest the highest spot and the road levels out a bit, but then I come around the corner and the road becomes a long stretch of deep ruts and giant mud holes. I stop, hoping to do so in time to pick a line, but not before my front tire drops into one of the holes. My line has been decided for me.

As I contemplate my course of action, Kevin McNeil comes around me on the right on his 690. He’s going for it. He’s up on the pegs and the bike looks like it is getting through okay. I look down for a moment to see what I need to do to get moving again. I decide to just duck walk it slowly and slip the clutch. When I look back up to get moving, I see Kevin’s bike on the ground with a huge cloud of steam rising up from it. I am committed to the moment and don’t have the ability to whip out my phone to get a pic of the bike down, but it happened 😛

As Kevin is picking up his bike, Rob goes by me on his 701. He slides around but gets the job done. Roger is behind me and follows as I work my way through to the other side. Once past this nasty section, we start the long descent to the highway at the base of the mountain.

I’d like to say that the worst of it is over. I’d like to believe that as well. But, I have been doing this a long time and know better than to entertain such thoughts. The run down doesn’t have any more bad sections. The entire thing is one big bad section that feels like it will never end!!

It has clearly been raining hard here for some time now. It is still raining hard. There are numerous streams of water running down the road. There are TONS of rocks. It is very very rough… and very very slick!

I try to keep an even speed, letting the bike engine brake in second gear and dropping into first for the nastier bits. I am sliding all over the place as I try to pick the cleanest lines I can to avoid getting crossed up in any ruts again. At several spots I wonder if my back brake is even working because I am picking up speed instead of slowing. The rear of the bike frequently thinks it needs to lead the way and I somehow manage to prevent it each time. My arms are tight and my legs are killing me, but sitting down is just not an option! Then we get into the switchbacks and it goes to a whole new level of pucker factor… 😑

I am ready to be off this mountain!! It is pouring. I cannot close my visor. My face is soaked. My nose is running like a fire hose. My “water proof” gloves are not! My arms and torso are soaked. Everything below the belt line feels mostly dry. My hands are freezing despite having my heated grips on high.

The grind continues…

After at least an hour of running maybe 10–15mph tops, we reach Fall Creek Road. There is a bridge over the creek and I stop. I get off the bike and sit on the guard rail, focusing on taking deep slow breaths. My heart is pounding. After a few minutes I hear the other guys grinding down the last little bit. They join me at the bridge and we take a break.

We head North on Fall Creek Road. It is wide and mostly smooth. There are still some pot holes and mud, but it is much much easier riding. It continues dropping down in elevation at a gentle slope. It eventually brings us back to CO 145 just West of Sawpit. I briefly consider calling it a day and taking the highways back through Ridgway to Montrose. Instead, not thinking how far from Telluride we are, I decide to head on over to Telluride.

It is nice to be back on pavement. I can’t totally relax, but at least I can sit down. I put the bike in rain mode and cruise into Telluride.

We stop at a gas station on the South side of town. They have a deli and there are all manner of sandwiches. I try to clean as much mud off my boots as I can. Still, like many other people, I track it into the store. I find one of those heated meal displays that have heat lamps above the food and stick my hands under the lights. It feels amazing 😁

It is 50 F and the rain is still coming down. We eat outside under a cover. When done, I head back to that heated display for a few minutes. Then we start gearing up for the ride back. Fortunately, I have a second pair of wet weather gloves and they are waterproof! With dry hands and the grip heaters on high, my hands feel much better now!

We’ve all decided that we’ve had enough adventure and opt to run the highways back to the hotel, skipping our planned run North of Telluride on the Last Dollar Highway. It will be nasty and muddy. We don’t want to push our luck. So we leave town on CO 145 and head North to CO 62.

There is now quite a bit of running and standing water on the highway. Dirt and rocks have been washing down onto the road from above. It is raining so hard I have to put the visor down and just deal with the fog. I can see well enough and leave a good gap between me and the vehicles ahead of me. I can also see well enough to spot the water and several large rocks on the road.

We reach CO 62 and head East. There is a lot of traffic and it is slow moving. The further East we get, the more the rain eases up. Our original route plan had us hitting CO 62 at the end of Last Dollar Highway, then cutting West to CR 60 X. So I decide to finish this way instead of running over to Ridgway. If my memory is correct, the track running North from here back to Montrose is well graded gravel and should have minimal mud.

I miss the turn…

In my defense, the road hits the highway at a sharp angle, so it is hard to see from the direction we are coming. But, I realize it immediately and we get turned around and head the right direction.

My memory is mostly correct. The roads are wide. Most of the corners are not too tight. The mud that exists is not bad at all. However, the road is super wash boarded!! The good thing is that there are places where I can run fast enough to smooth them out. Slowing for the corners is tricky though as the bike really bounces around, so I have to brake early and be really smooth in the corners.

We eventually end up on Dave Wood road. This is nice road. Most of the corners are sweepers, but there are some tight ones and I do slide around a bit on some of them. It is predictable and controllable though and makes it fun. It eventually becomes paved and then runs into the Southwest side of Montrose.

We cruise on into town and head for the hotel. It has finally stopped raining and has warmed up a bit. After everyone has a chance to take a hot shower, we head to a nearby BBQ place for dinner. It is excellent! Then we head back to hotel and call it a day.

Hopefully the weather will be better tomorrow. I’ve had enough riding in the mud to last me for a LONG time!! The big GS did great. Other than that one excursion into the stinky goop, I never had any other close calls that spiked my heart rate and adrenaline, not to say both weren’t already high though. The bike still stinks front all the goop on it. It did now wash off in the rain.

I am thinking I might run my 24 Husky 701 for tomorrow’s route.

Till then… good night 💤


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The weather channel was showing places in Colorado this morning that got a LOT of rain yesterday. There were all kinds of rocks and debris flowing down off the side of mountains onto the roads below. One place looked almost like a stream had diverted, causing a small waterfall off an upper ledge down to a road below. There were rocks coming down with the water. I didn't catch exactly where is was, but it's in CO.

Sounds like y'all are having another great adventure; please be safe! :rider:
 
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Scott, sounds like you did some of what we did years ago, that was a spectacular day. Was that 141 we road back to Ridgway.

I will be up that way in two weeks, would love to take a look at the tracks you ran, really want to go back up that way. Remember lunch in Gateway and we looked at the fancy resort. I am tempted to get a room so my wife and two dogs can take the Polaris out in the area. So much stuff towards Utah to see too.
 
The weather channel was showing places in Colorado this morning that got a LOT of rain yesterday. There were all kinds of rocks and debris flowing down off the side of mountains onto the roads below. One place looked almost like a stream had diverted, causing a small waterfall off an upper ledge down to a road below. There were rocks coming down with the water. I didn't catch exactly where is was, but it's in CO.

Sounds like y'all are having another great adventure; please be safe! :rider:
Leaving Telluride on the highway to get back up to CO 62, it was raining pretty good and had been for several hours at least. There was standing water on the road, flowing water across the road, and sizeable chunks of rocks in places on the road (like small boulders that would trash a car!). Once we got up to 62, the rain let up and we ran mostly dry dirt all the way back up to Montrose.
 
Scott, sounds like you did some of what we did years ago, that was a spectacular day. Was that 141 we road back to Ridgway.

I will be up that way in two weeks, would love to take a look at the tracks you ran, really want to go back up that way. Remember lunch in Gateway and we looked at the fancy resort. I am tempted to get a room so my wife and two dogs can take the Polaris out in the area. So much stuff towards Utah to see too.

We were in the same area that you and I rode, but not many of the same roads. You and I went from South to North on the Uncompahgre Plateau. We went from East to West between Montrose and Nucla, then cut South around the mountains that sit just Northwest of Telluride. That section of the ride was cold, raining, foggy, very rough, crazy slick, and generally a blast.

I was trying to save tracks for each day. I may just have to recreate them in Basecamp from memory. There were times when the GPS lost signal and I did not get complete tracks saved. We did not do a single planned route any of the three days we rode. But, that is adventure!
 
Day 2 of my recent Colorado trip.

Pain… this is what is on my mind, and knees, back, shoulders, elbows, wrists, and anything connecting all those things together. This report is for all my easily triggered TL;DR fans 😛

The morning comes too early. I did not sleep well. Every time I closed my eyes all I could see was slick wet rocks and giant mud holes coming at me relentlessly. The trauma of yesterday’s ride is lingering. When I roll out of bed I realize it is more than just the mental trauma that is lingering!

The 1200 GS is staying parked today. The area we are heading to got intense storms Sunday evening. Today is Tuesday. I doubt it will be dry. My first order of business is to get my Husky 701 out of the trailer and prepped for today’s ride. Oil check. Tire pressure check. Chain…needs cleaning and lubing. I am a slacker in that department. Tools transferred from the GS to the Husky, check. Strong dose of Ibuprofen, check.

If we manage to complete today’s route, it will be around 214 miles… ambitious for sure. But it is good to have a plan even if you don’t complete it. It is a guide, not a task master. The first half of the route is stuff I’ve never done before. The weather looks good. It is partly cloudy and in the low 60s here in Montrose, Co.

We head North out of town a bit after 9:00am. The goal is to get to Cedaredge without getting on the highway. We take the following roads: N Mesa Rd., CR 6400, Peach Valley Rd., and 2200 Rd., to get to Co 92. It starts out paved and runs the rural residential areas. Peach Valley is gravel, hard packed and maintained. It passes through a cool OHV park with tons of dirt hills. They all have tracks on and over them. This is definitely a playground for the young and fearless! After the park, it is just a fun roller coaster road past farms, ranches, and more homes. The last bit before we hit 92 is paved.

We cross 92 and head North on backroads that get us up to Co 65 at Orchard City. Here we have to run pavement for a while until we reach Ute Trail Rd., on the North side of Cedaredge. This runs a short distance and becomes Surface Creek Rd. This is still paved but soon becomes another well maintained gravel road that runs up into the Grand Mesa NF.

As we cross into the NF, there is a large parking area. We cross this and keep going. Beyond the parking area the road starts climbing and twisting the huge Aspens. We are having a great time and then I notice we are no longer on the planned route. This happens when I am having a good time 🙄

We turn around to look for our missed turn. It is all the way back to that parking lot. Tucked off in a corner where I did not see it earlier is Leon Lake Rd. Just the part that I can see from the parking lot is steep and rocky. The plan is to run this Northeast to Leon Creek and hit some roads that will eventually get us back South to Paonia on Co 133. Those roads I have done on a loaded 1200 GS riding two up.

I take point and drop down the hill into the woods. Almost immediately it is game time! The road itself is basically dry. The problem is the pot holes that are frequently the width of the road and are full of muddy water. Then there are the large jagged rocks embedded in the road. Heavily traveled forest roads get groomed with a grinder that knocks the tops off big rocks, making them easier to roll over. The roast is extremely twisty and has many many climbs and descents. I am starting to regret leaving the stock gearing on my 701. On the steeper climbs I am in first gear and having to slip the clutch quite a bit to keep from over lugging the motor. The rocks are too big to just carry more speed. I am having to pick my way through them.

This goes on quite some time. All of me is sore from the riding yesterday. This is just piling it on. We come to a sharp left corner that drops to a pretty serious creek. I can see the road coming out the far side, so surely we can make it…

I roll up to the edge and the water is clear, but the rocks are all green, making it hard to pick out individual rocks or to estimate depth. I pick the upstream side and start creeping in… moving a foot or so at a time as I move my left foot from rock to rock, stopping to peer intensely into the water looking for a nice clean line. I decide to dismount and walk it across. I don’t want to risk a flooded or hydro locked engine.

I am hung up on a big rock at the rear but manage to give the bike a good shove as I put power to the rear. It spins like crazy but pops over the rock into deep water. I feel the ice cold water come up the sides of my boots and then down into my feet. Joy😑

I am committed. There’s nothing to do but press on now. I get about 2/3 of the way across and start trying to climb out. It’s no good. The rear is spinning, my heart is pounding, my head is almost spinning… and then I catch a glimpse of Roger out of the corner of my eye!! He is ready to lift and shove when I give the word! We mess up the timing on the first try, but the second try works and I am able to power my way out to solid dry ground. As Roger walks back across I get back on the bike and move it further up the road to a more stable location and to make room for the other guys when they come across.

I grab my phone and hustle back down to the creek because I hear their bikes starting. I motion for them to wait for me to get setup but they are already moving…

In fact… they are turning around!!?? 😮 After I do all that work they are going to bail on me already!? Kevin and Rob disappear around the corner and Roger soon follows. What the heck!?

Then I see motion in the woods upstream of the crossing. It sounds like they are coming closer to me. It sounds like they are just up around the corner from my bike! I walk back up and notice a small trail that drops into the road. They found a cheat code!!

When I investigate I find that there is actually a separate crossing for ATVs… and it has a bridge!! 😑They couldn’t have said something before I started across!? 😂 Now I’ll have soggy cold feet all day.

I head back to my bike and I smell gas!? There is a steady stream of gas pouring out of the charcoal canister onto the ground. At the rate it is flowing, I am losing a lot of gas on a route where fuel range is critical. I have the Rade auxiliary gas tank under my seat. It is plumbed into the main tank. Fortunately, there is an inline shut off valve for the auxiliary tank. I normally leave it open and drain both tanks at once and have never had any problems. I close it and that eventually stops the flow. Hopefully I haven’t lost too much.

As I start getting my gear back on I hear a truck coming. I peek around the corner and there is an old blue and white 4WD F150 dropping into the crossing. I hustle and get out of his way so he won’t lose momentum waiting for me. I join the guys at a small flat area up around the corner and tell them we need to get rolling so we don’t get stuck behind this truck. He’s not moving fast on this terrain!

I take off down a short hill into a small creek crossing and launch right into a rough climb. At the top the road levels out and winds through some kind of tall scrub tree. The giant pothole/puddles are back and getting around the edge is hard because of the branches hanging out into the road. I go slow and shove my way through them.

It opens up a bit and gets easier. After maybe 200 yards or so, I come to the bottom of another nasty looking climb. I don’t see the guys behind me so I shut down the bike and take a breather. The air is thin up here!

No motor sounds behind me 🤔

I didn’t think any of that was too hard. About the time I start thinking I might need to go back I hear a motor… a truck motor!? I soon seem him coming up behind me so I move off to the side of the road so he can get a running start on the climb. But, as he pulls even with me he stops and tells me the others want to turn around and are waiting for me to come back. Doh!!

So I get myself turned around and work my way back to find all the guys standing around in that flat area. It seems they talked to the truck guy and his intel was that the road gets really nasty for a long way. If we turn around there is no good way to rejoin the route somewhere else. The only other roads go off to the West towards the Grand Mesa, away from the rest of our route.

We confer a bit. I mention that a dude driving a truck might have a very different idea regarding what constitutes “very difficult” compared to what riders might consider difficult. We aren’t too far from civilization so we decide to press on and if it actually does get difficult by our standards, we’ll turn around, tuck tail, and find somewhere else too ride.

So I head back down to the little creek crossing, do the climb again, dodge the giant mud holes and head for the next climb.

It is steep. It curves out of sight and there are big rocks everywhere. While taking a break earlier I was considering potential lines. So I just head on into it and aim for my line. I reach the curve and carry enough speed to ride the high line around the rim. The climb continues.

Actually, it just keeps going and going. There is no where to pause and take a break. I have to keep moving. Parts of it are slick and wet. The 701 does a great job of just chugging and chugging without any problems. I eventually reach a small level area where we can stop and catch our breath. I see the truck not far ahead of us slowly climbing until he almost disappears. Then he stops.

I mention to Kevin that I think he’s seen us and has stopped at a spot where we might be able to pass him safely. So we fire up the bikes and charge up the hill. He does indeed wait and it is a good spot. I give him a wave as I chug on by.

I don’t know how much ground we have covered. It feels like we’ve been at it a long time, but we don’t seem to be getting much closer to Leon Creek and the roads that take us back South. We pop out into a few spots where there are small valleys with nice views. The road is a bit less steep in these sections, but still very rough. I have to constantly pick the best line, no time for sightseeing if we are moving.

We eventually drop down into a really nice valley. The road gets level and straight, but… it is all very wet reddish brown clay. There are a few well defined ruts that run as far as I can see. I commit to the left rut and roll on in.

I don’t even try to stand for this. With the bike down in the rut, I can easily reach the ground on both sides. But… it is slick as snot. I can do quick little dabs at best. There are multiple deep spots with standing water. I take them slow and steady. So far so good.

The front gets out of whack a few times, causing my heart rate to jump and my breathing to get heavier. I am about 3/4 of the way across when the front just goes out and the bike starts falling to the left. I can reach the ground, but with no traction for my foot, it does no good. I manage to stop my forward motion and just gently lower the bike down into the mud and step away from it.

Danggit!!

The other guys were watching me and decided to try their luck with grass along the left side of the road. They stop about halfway and then walk over to help me pick up the bike. In the slick conditions it is a challenge.

We decide this is a good place to take an extended break. We all strip off the jackets and helmets. I am totally soaked from sweating! I move my bike to a more stable location so the kick stand doesn’t sink into the ground and then head for a nearby big rock. I put my gear on it and climb up to sit on top of it. The wind blowing through the valley makes me get quite chilled. But it still feels good.

We have reached that point many adventure riders will be familiar with. Do we press on, or go back? We know what is behind, but maybe what lies ahead isn’t as bad? After some discussion we decide to press on.

I begin to question this decision almost immediately. Just past my bike the road curves and starts a mild climb, but it is still mud. 😑 Rob takes the lead. I follow. As soon as I start trying to get moving my back tires wants to slide around instead of going in a straight line. I manage to get the bike going the right direction. There are some REALLY deep cross ruts and no way to avoid them. So I just roll up to the edge and let the front drop while focusing on keeping the bike vertical.

When I clear the last drop, I see that Rob has gone for the grass on the right side to get around a long nasty spot. I follow. This works well and drops us back on the road past the mud… right at the base of another rocky climb. It is starting to sprinkle…

Rob seems to make the climb without too much trouble. I can’t get any grip at all. Several times the rear spins up as I try to gently ease on the power. The bike almost slips out from under me three of four times before I am able to get it rolling. Meanwhile Roger and Kevin have gone around me.

Even once I get moving, I struggle to keep the bike moving. I can’t seem to get enough momentum to let me get up on the pegs. I am burning energy fighting this thing and getting frustrated. I finally catch a break and manage to get on the pegs. Also, all the tire spinning has finally thrown off all the mud that had caked up both tires. I manage to complete the climb and find the guys waiting for me at some kind of cabin. The road bends up to the right and goes right into yet another rough climb 😬

I take point again. I can’t believe we haven’t reached the top yet! The road changes a bit. It has longer straights between corners and then we come to a tight switchback. I roll around the outside and look up to see whether are in for.

What is see is the worst climb yet. It is straight. There is one track and the rest is literally huge rocks. I can’t let off the gas or I am screwed. As I head for that line I see a giant almost square rock dead center with no space on either side. I hesitate momentarily and that is all it takes!

My momentum is gone instantly. The bike quickly comes to a stop and starts sliding backward. Before I know it I am going down on my right side, right into a ton of rocks!

I am pinned under the bike. Nothing is hurting, yet… There is no chance I am extracting myself from this. I am on my back at an awkward angle and no way to get any leverage. My right foot doesn’t hurt, but it is uncomfortable. Kevin manages to stop his bike and gets to me pretty quickly. When he goes to lift the bike it slides a bit and suddenly it hurts!! Rob and Roger arrive and help him get the bike back on the wheels. I just lay here a while, waiting to see if anything really hurts once the adrenaline drops. I feel fine. Nothing is pointing the wrong direction. But I can’t get up. I can’t get my feet under me or roll to either side. Kevin helps get me righted.

Once on my feet, there is no pin at all. I did not go down hard. At this point we are reconsidering our options. While discussing them, it starts to rain. 🤨

We are still a long way from where we want to be. We are barely averaging 5 miles and hour. The weather is starting to suck. None of us is thrilled about trying to make this climb or doing this level of riding for many more miles. A bit here and there is fine. Non stop for hours is self flagellation.

We’re turning around.

Roger takes point. I follow. It soon becomes apparent that Roger is ready to be done with this and out of here! He’s careful as always, but he’s moving! I hang right behind him and watch his lines. All those climbs are now descents. Momentum is still key. My instinct is to try to go slow and pick my way down. I have to keep saying out loud in my helmet, “Let it roll!”

We also have to go back through several water crossings I failed to mention. They are tough enough that they need to treated with respect! Roger opts for walking his bike through them. I manage to ride across, not pretty, but I get it done.

Somewhere along the way we pass the dude in the truck. He is setting up a nice camp. He waves and I yell, “You were right!!” I can see him laughing.

I am greatly relieved when we finally get back to that flat spot where we first talked about turning around! This time I get to use the ATV bridge. There is actually a sign on both sides, but they are brown and tiny! Super easy to miss if you don’t know to look for them.

Once across that last creek, we haul back to the parking area where this road started. When I roll up I see some folks loading side by sides onto trailers, but no Roger. Kevin and Rob roll up in a few minutes, without Roger?! I ask one of the people if they saw another bike similar to ours pass by in the last few minutes and they have not.

Okay… it’s not like there were any intersections where he could have made a wrong turn. He also has the route on his GPS. I try calling him but the call won’t connect. I don’t want to assume he passed here and is heading for the hotel. It is not like him to not wait if he’s leading.

After a few more minutes of trying to figure out what we should do, I hear the sound of a bike in the distance. Then I see Roger moving through the woods, coming up the road we just came up. I have no clue how we all got ahead of him, but we are all very happy to see him.

It is only 2:30 or so. I hate the thought of just calling it a day. There are tons of other roads up here. One of the people I spoke with told me the main road, the one we went down earlier when I missed out turn, is easy and we can eventually work our way over to Co 65, then run that back down to Co 92.

The group agrees to this plan. It is a good one. The roads are fantastic, flowing and easy, cutting through huge stands of Aspen trees. As we get closer to Co 65, the road gets wider and smoother. We start seeing RVs and campers. It does not take long to reach the highway.

There is a park store at the highway so I stop, hoping to be able to warm up. We are just under 11k feet and it is cold. My toes and fingers are freezing. Inside it is warm. The lady working is friendly and asks what we’ve been up to? When we describe the road, she knows it well. She was just out there a few weeks ago on an ATV and it was “bone dry”…

🙄

She shows me where we were when we turned around. It was almost the top!! But… that just means a lot of coming down and we still would have had a long way to go.

We head south on Co 65. This is a great ride if you catch it when the pavement is in good condition. The winters are hard on roads. There are some serious frost heave cracks and it is rough in places. It is still a fun ride and I have a blast running back down to Cedaredge.

We stop to top off the bikes. I mention that we can still do the last section of the route, the run down Co 92 on the North side of Black Canyon of the Gunnison. This is a great paved ride. Everyone like that plan so we run east to Hotchkiss and turn south on 92.

We pick up the original route just outside of Crawford and start heading towards the base of the mountains. Right at the edge of the Gunnison NF, the original route has more dirt. It is an out and back loop. I stop to see if the guys are interested in doing it. Roger mentions he only has about 50 miles of range left! Apparently he did. It get gas because he thought we were heading to the hotel. He tells us to go on and he will just backtrack to Hotchkiss, get gas, and run US 50 back to Montrose.

The road starts out as CR J and becomes CR 713. It is dirt. We are running northeast below a long high mesa/plateau. As we get further back, we get into Aspens again and the road starts winding and climbing. This road is nice! The only issue is the amazing number of cows in the road and/or on both sides of the road! The terrain is steep and yet these cows seems to have no problem climbing around. We do have to watch for fresh cow patties all over the road!

We soon come to some switchbacks and they bring us out on top of the Mesa. Not long after we reach the start of CR 717. It is freshly graded brown dirt with big rocks embedded in the dirt. It is a little bumpy, it I can easily run it at 25-30 mph as it winds through the woods and starts making its way down to CR 715. We then hit CR 716 and 719. It is raining again, but not hard. The road doesn’t get muddy. We still have to dodge tons of cows. The scenery is amazing. We eventually drop out back on Co 92 and head towards the Blue Mesa Reservoir.

After crossing the dam at the reservoir we get on US 50 and blast back over to Montrose to find Roger relaxing. We quickly clean up so we can get dinner. Total miles 225. We are whipped!!

Over dinner we decide that perhaps tomorrow’s route should be shortened. We are tired!


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Added a few videos to the Day 2 report.

I did have a 360 X3 running frequently all day. If I got any decent footage, I will try to do something with it and eventually get it posted here. I am just not great at the whole video editing thing because it just takes so much freaking time.
 
Day 3, the final day, of my recent Colorado trip,

Well… it’s a wrap on the Colorado trip. Other than the trip there, not a single day has gone as planned. But that is what makes a trip an adventure… right!? 🤨

Days one and two involved rough terrain, rain, and mud. I enjoy one of those things. When I crack my eyes Wednesday morning the sun is already blasting through the pathetic curtains in our hotel room. Maybe I’ll get to enjoy two things today!

Everyone is tired and sore from our first two days of riding in the area around Montrose, Co. Even the “young” guy in the group is feeling it. It has been epic riding, but we’ve had to pay for it. The plan for today is to keep it easy and short, hopefully relaxing, so that we might recover a bit. Rob has already mentioned that he might call it done after today because he is not used to the intensity and duration of the riding we have been doing. I’m not either, but I am stubborn. Since I am self employed and not retired, I rarely get a chance to take a full week off to do six days of riding in a place like SW Colorado and I always want to make the most of it when I get the chance.

We gas up and roll East out of town on US 50. We have to do a bit of slabbing to reach the beginning of the unpaved stuff. It is not bad though because there are two passes to be crossed along the way and the highway gets twisty as it climbs up and over them. The 690s and 701s are basically the same bikes with some differences. They are nice because they can do the slab work and are still amazingly capable for the nasty stuff.

As US 50 starts to drop down into a deep narrow canyon we carve through a few corners and quickly reach our goal, the Alpine Plateau Road. This is a road that cuts over to Co 149 North of Lake City. I have known about it for years and have just never worked it into any previous trips to this area. I had heard good and bad things about it, but if you don’t really know the riding abilities of the people making the comments, it is hard to know the reality in advance.

We have been following an 18 wheeler with a load of what looks like construction stuff. Much to my dismay, he turns as well. Right after turning onto the dirt road he has the perfect opportunity to let us go on around him. He doesn’t do it. Not only that, he just won’t even slow and move over a bit to let us get past him despite knowing we are there. Rather than eating his dust for who knows how far or trying to force the issue, I pull over and we take a break to just enjoy the amazing scenery around us.

We give it maybe ten minutes or so then get back on the bikes. We are not interested in running a hot pace. Today is a relax and enjoy the views day. Still, given how twisty and narrow this road is I would not expect the truck to have really gotten very far ahead of us. To my delight, we never catch up to him. He must have turned off somewhere.

We eventually start climbing and the views begin to open up. There are some amazing homes up here!! Many of the sit right at the Aspen line, some on the outside edge and some just inside. This is right around 8-8.5K feet elevation. Once past these homes, the road starts climbing up into the Aspens and gets much twisty and a bit more rocky. It is a very easy and pleasant ride, exactly what we were hoping for.

We soon enter the Uncompahgre NF. It is incredibly beautiful here. However, there are a LOT of dead Aspens that do not look like they were burned. I noticed this in all the other areas we were riding the previous two days. I have no idea what is killing them. Years back, Pine Beetles swept through the region leaving entire mountains covered in dead trees. Areas around Creede and Lake City were devastated and are only now starting to show evidence of serious recovery. It is looking much the same in many places with huge groves of Aspens. If anyone knows what is happening, please share it.

As we push further into the national forest the road gets steeper and tighter. There are some mild climbs, but nothing remotely technical. We eventually reach a bit over 11k feet and come out of the woods at an amazing overlook. We park the bikes and just hang out for a while to soak it in. Kevin McNeil actually has cell service! So he takes a work related call. He has one of those jobs that lets him do a lot of work over the phone and VERY remotely 😛

The cool, crisp and dry air just feels amazing inside and out. It feels great on my skin compared to the thick humid air at home in East Texas and it is incredibly refreshing just to breathe. None of us seem to be having any issues with the thinner air other than getting winded easier when exerting. But, there have been no indications of altitude sickness.

After Kevin gets off work, we get moving again. It is all down hill from here. The road is in fantastic condition. There are numerous places where we come out of the woods on the edge of a bluff looking out over the valley below and the mountains beyond. We reach one spot though where the road levels and straightens for a hundred yards or so.

Both sides of the road have some kind of bush/weed thing that has a single stalk 12-24” high. The tops of the stalks are fluffy and a bright pinkish color. The breeze blowing through them is creating a literal snow storm of little white snowflakes that remind me of Dandelion petals floating on the wind. I stop and try to get pictures and a video.when I look up or in any direction, they are just swirling all around us in a dense cloud. The sun hits them and makes them sparkle and glisten. All of us just sit there absorbing a truly magical moment. It is very relaxing 😉

The ride down from that magical spot gets steep and there are many switchbacks, but it is easy riding. In one spot we find what looks like the camp sites of a Boy Scout troop. All the tends are identical except for one larger tent, presumably that of the group leader and there is the troop trailer. No one is around, so they must be off on some adventure of their own. Being a Boy Scout in a place like this would be amazing!

We soon reach the bottom and roll up on Co 149. We all agree that Alpine Plateau Road is just what to doctor ordered. It goes on the “do again” list for sure. We hop on 149 and head South toward Lake City.

Co 149 is a superb ride from US 50 all the way down to South Fork. We’ve come out about halfway between US 50 and Lake City. This section run along the edge of Lake Fork River. It is a smooth flowing road with beautiful scenery. It is hard for me not to slip into fast mode because it just begs to be ridden faster than what the state of Colorado thinks is a safe speed. I am not talking about riding Ricky Racer fast, just 15-20mph over the ridiculously low posted speed 🙄

Anyway, we quickly reach Lake City and stop for lunch at a favorite cafe, Southern Vittles. Their hand battered chicken tenders are excellent. We have an excellent lunch! Then we top off the gas tanks even though we’ve only run maybe 60ish miles of our 200 mile range and this is going to be a short day. Gas stops are far and few between in this area and you just never know!

We head South out of town to make the climb to Slumgullion Pass. This is all paved and has a ton of 15-30mph posted corners. We make a quick stop at the Lake San Cristobal overlook and then keep moving. It does not take long to reach the pass, just over 11k feet elevation.

The plan is to run down the South side of the pass a few miles to Brush Creek Pass and the. Run this back North up to CR 50. However, when we reach the road and turn off, we quickly spot a Dead End sign.

Dang. 😑

It looks fun on the map, but… it also makes me think it would not be as soothing to ride as the Alpine Plateau Road. So we spin around and run back over the pass to where CR 50 starts.

CR 50 runs Northeast through the Gunnison NF along what I think is Cebolla Creek. I have done this road many times. I highly recommend it for any skill level of adventure rider on most any adventure bike (unless of course it is raining!). Roger has ridden it with me before, but I think this is a first for Kevin and Rob.

The road and creek eventually head straight North and intersect CR 52. I pause here wait for everyone else. It is maybe 1:30 or so. Our original route plan was to head East on 52 and eventually make a turn North that would bring us back out on Co 149 about halfway between US 50 and Powderhorn.

This is one of those junction moments. I think the easy and awesome riding this far has put us into blissful delirium. Rather than run the known easy route up CR 50 and then the Blue Mesa Cutoff (CR 25) back up to US 50 for an easy cruise back in to Montrose, we elect to follow the original plan…

Into the unknown. Isn’t that essentially the definition of adventure? Isn’t that part of the thrill? Isn’t that why calls to us in some deep and indescribable way!?

Of course it is.

So we head Southeast on CR 52, a wide, easy and seductive road. We soon come to a fork. The left path goes up, becomes a single lane wide and looks less traveled. Clearly this is a no brainer. We take the left path. This is CR 45. It runs along the Northern boundary of the Gunnison NF.

I am sensitive to our desire to keep things mild today. As the road gets a bit rougher, steeper and tighter, I am wondering if we are about to reach another of those go or turn around decision points that we’ve been doing a poor job of making the last few days. It is not easy! When a goal has been set and the challenge accepted to see what lies beyond, turning back feels like abject failure. That said, we are here to have fun, not die on some noble quest to expand the frontiers of civilization.

I press on.

I am really getting into a nice groove and my pace is naturally picking up a bit. I come around a corner on to a short straight section and there is a huge buck in the middle of the road with a large velvety rack adorning his head. We both stare at each other for a second or two and then I double tap my horn. That breaks the stand off and he leaps into the woods. My eyes instinctively start scanning for furry friends and I spot several more large buck and numerous doe standing just inside the edge of the woods. I blip my throttle a few times to send them scattering deeper into the woods away from the road to hopefully clear the way for the guys behind me.

Somewhere along the way the road becomes CR Kk14. I have a vague memory of riding this about 25 years ago on my 02 R1150 GS all the way over to Co 114 and that it was an awesome ride. Somewhere along the stretch we are on we cross over another pass and start descending again. I saw a sign with the name of it, but the brain cells responsible for retaining that information are complete slackers. If you look at a map of the area that shows the NF boundaries, you’re see that CR Kk14 crosses a section of the forest from a Western boundary to an Eastern boundary. The forest makes a “peninsula” stretching to the North.

What I am looking for is FR 806. This makes a tight squiggly line back across this peninsula running Northwest in the direction of Co 149. I know nothing about this road other than what I could glean from Google Earth imagery when planning the route. It was a faint two track that looked like it went all the way through to meet up with another county road outside of the NF.

I miss the turn, not because I am ripping along and having a blast, but because there is a gate and it looked like private property. When I realize we’ve gone to far I stop. Kevin rolls up and I ask if he saw anything. He mentions the gate and says he thinks the road is closed.

Here we are again with a go or no go decision. Our options are to keep heading East to Co 114, run that to US 50 East of Gunnison, and then have a long highway slog in traffic back to Montrose, an option that adds a lot of extra time and miles to our day, or we can head back to CR 50 and run up to Powderhorn and head back via the Blue Mesa Cutoff I mentioned earlier. The latter is definitely shorter and we should have enough gas to do it. We decide on the second option, the known quantity.

We turn around and start back. As we approach the gate I feel compelled to take a closer look. I can’t help myself. I pull over and don’t see any signs indicating private property or that the road is closed. What I do see is a sign that says, please keep gate closed. There are no locks.

I can see in the distance, maybe a quarter to half mile away, the road curves up and vanishes into the woods. Kevin must be reading my mind or feeling that same calling of the unknown. I glance over and ask what he thinks. We’re here, let’s check it out 🤷‍♂️

He opens the gate and we ride through. Roger stops on the far side to close it after we’re all inside. The road is two wide ruts with a big rounded off hump in the middle. It is some kind of grey sand. Easy enough!

We head toward that spot in the distance. When we get there I stop and pause for a minute. It is steep, very rocky, and turns at the same time. There is no telling what we are about to step off into… I look back and do a thumbs up to everyone and get thumbs up from everyone in the group. I feel a sense of relief. After all, if I am about to do something questionable, it is always better to be surrounded by friends with the same poor judgment and are willing to go into the fire with me.

I pick an initial line and go for it. The turn comes almost immediately and as I scan ahead all I can see is more climbing and more rocks, but so far it is not hard, it is just bumpy. The long travel suspension of these bikes absorbs the hits and the power lets us roll over some decent sized obstacles without losing momentum.

We soon reach a long sweeping climb that makes a big arc as it goes up into the trees. It turns out to be easier than it looks. That said, I am starting to sweat and my heart rate is picking up because I am working. We reach another gate and I take the opportunity to chat with Kevin to see what he thinks thus far. He likes it. It’s not raining. If it stays much the same he’s game for it. Once again I get a round of thumbs up and we proceed through the gate.

The road continues climbing but for the most part is not hard, at least not constantly. There are some short tricky sections, but the key thing is that they are short! My heart rate is coming down, I am relaxed, and I am enjoying the riding. We are also making good time in comparison to the crazy stuff we rode yesterday where I rarely got out of first gear. I have been running second and third on this stuff.

We eventually cross a high point and start descending, but not for very far. We are a few trucks on the side of the road and a few remote camp spots with a tent, so there are other folks back I here. As we descend we come up behind a Toyota Tacoma. He quickly moves over and lets us by. I give a honk and a wave and then turn down into the valley below.

The road is now two grassy tracks through high grass. There are some potholes with water and/or mud as well as scattered big embedded rocks to avoid. When we reach the bottom, there are a few shallow and easy creek crossings. The road levels out for the most part and just starts snaking its way up the valley. We are running a nice pace that doesn’t spike my heart rate or adrenaline due to the unexpected.

We run quite a ways before the road makes a steep climb up a hill. There are some short nasty rocky sections along the way to the top. At the top we find a truck parked at a great camping spot! The driver gets out, waves, and comes over to visit. He looks to be in his late twenties or early thirties. He asks all the usual questions and then asks if we’ve seen a Tacoma. He is waiting for his buddy to join him. They are here to hunt for Elk.

I ask him if he knows anything about the road beyond? Even though we crave the unknown, that doesn’t mean we just lunge in head first blindly. He mentions that the road is pretty bad just on the other side of the hill and that there will be another gate. He’s never gone all the way to it and has heard mixed reports about whether it is passable or not. The locals are rumored to be locking it. It is only a few more miles though. We’re almost to the Western boundary of the NF. It is a long way to back track.

I get three thumbs up.

I roll across to the far side of the hill top to see a very steep tack heading down. It is not far, maybe a few hundred feet. It looks like it hasn’t seen traffic in a long time. It also has a lot of tightly spaced jagged rocks, none of those nice smooth rounded off rocks. These are momentum kills bent on throwing you off whatever line you might imagine will get you through them. They are good at what they do.

I pick my line, such as it is, and start down. In my helmet I am chanting out loud, “Let it roll! Let it roll!!” Yes, this does help. Regardless, I have a few moments where all forward momentum vanishes and for a few heartbeats I am in that limbo of wondering if I am about to go over or manage to keep the bike balance long enough to get it rolling again.

These are long heart beats…

I feather the clutch, rev the engine, shift my weight and feed in the power. The front grudgingly lifts up over the rock it is pinned on and I start rolling again!!

“Keep your eyes up!!”

I try to stop focusing on each rock and look further ahead, focusing on where I want to be. This lets the bike do its job with the least amount of panicked interference from me. Let the machine so the work for you, something easier said than done.

At the bottom I roll out a bit to leave room for the others and then stop to make sure everyone gets down okay. I am not wild about the possibility of backtracking up that mess if we can’t get clear of the upcoming gate! We’re now back on the mild grassy two track, but there are more rocks hiding in the grass, some mud holes and a few water crossings.

And then there’s the gate…

And it has a big sign on it…

And there is a chain with multiple pad locks on it…

Dang 😑

Planning these kinds of routes is challenging even with all our high tech maps and imagery. Everything right up to this point on my GPS shows we are on a public forest service road and that it connects to CR 1tt. When I look at my GPS, it shows we are right on the edge of the NF boundary. So I move the pointer onto the road just a wee bit past the boundary and it says, “Beaver Creek Rd.” Just a hair past that, “CR 1tt”.

Soooooo close!! 😬

It might be a half mile, maybe a whole mile, across that gap. But it looks like we’ve come to the end of the road. I have to say, a Dead End sign wayyy back there would have been nice!! It’s not that the riding hasn’t been incredible, but now gas is starting to be an issue. I have maybe 80 miles left and it is getting late in the day. We’d really prefer to get back to Montrose before dark!

There is no decision regarding turning around. The issue now is where to head for gas, Gunnison or Lake City? Going up CR 50 to Powderhorn and on to Montrose is not really possible now. We chose the known and decide to make best speed back to Lake City. It has taken us a bit over three hours to get here. Getting back before dark is looking questionable…

We turn around and start heading back. Going back is always easier. Ideally you know what to expect. So I am clipping along, picking up speed where possible and slowing down where needed. Not far from the base of that hill climb I am in the right track approaching a long narrow patch of mud, similar to literally hundreds of similar patches I’ve encountered over the last few days.

I slow down and make sure I hit it as upright as possible and as centered as possible, just like all those other times.

This time though… 😱

I don’t feel a hint of a warning or wiggle. There is no time to instinctively react. The front just come out from under me, the bike falls and spins to the left as I head over the bars in a twisting rolling motion. I have enough time to think… aw dang!

Then I am on the ground.

The bike comes to rest on its left side a few feet past me. I am a little stunned, mentally more than physically. I recall hearing/feeling a mild impact on the left side of my helmet and then coming to rest on my back. There is no specific pain, just that whole body, “What the heck was that!?”

I hear Kevin hollering at, asking if I am okay as he’s trying not to run over my bike, park his, and get to me. I give him a thumbs up, then lay there and contemplate that being the line leader and taking one, or three, for the team is getting old!

Amazingly, my heart rate and adrenaline are not sky high and I am feeling quite calm and relaxed. I know from experience not to instantly try to jump up after an unplanned dismount. It is best to just stay still and wait at least a few minutes. That is when the pains will start kicking in. Quite quickly I notice my right hand wanting my attention…

Something hurts… 😕

I don’t remember hitting the hand on anything, but it all happened fast!! Nothing else seems to be hurting, at least no pains out of the ordinary for an almost 60 year old out of shape dude.

After a few more minutes and the guys getting pictures, Kevin and Ron help me to my feet. I still feel fine, but the pinky side of my right hand is very very tender. I can move my wrist and fingers without it inducing any additional pain. I don’t think anything is broken. Regardless, I’ve got to ride out of here. There’s no chance anyone would come out here to get me for a non life threatening injury. So we look over the bike to see if it is damaged. Amazingly, it looks perfectly fine. The crash bars and metal hand guards did their job. I straighten my mirrors and it fires right up.

There is still that rocky hill I have to climb to get out of here…

Rob takes the lead while I am getting myself ready to roll. We all watch him to see how it goes. He starts off looking great. About a third of the way up he gets in a tight spot and comes to a stop. I can hear his back tire scrubbing rocks trying to find traction. He gives the bike a few pulls and pushes and gets it moving. He shift from the left side to the right and powers to the top. Kevin and Roger follow.

It’s game time again. No time for recriminations or self doubt. The bike can’t do it all for me. I take a deep slow breath, calm myself and head to the hill.

As I have often said, sometimes you pick the line and sometimes the line picks you. I manage to reach the same spot where Rob got hung up and came to a stop. Like Rob, I had to do some pushing and pulling to try to get the front pointed in a good direction. Going right worked for Rob, so monkey see, monkey do!

It works!!

I join the guys at the top of the hill. The Tacoma guy has arrived. He and his buddy have been watching us. I let him know that the locked gate is no longer a speculative rumor. He laughs. After some deep breathing, we say goodbye and start the trek back to Cr Kk14.

I take point.

It starts with getting back down the other rocky side of this hill. I’m kind of feeling like I’ve lost my Mojo. I am tired, frustrated, and every tiny little bump feels like it is going straight into my hand no matter how hard I try to relax my grip and keep my weight off the bars. It isn’t pretty, but I get it done.

After that, I sort of start slipping into the back to the barn mode. If you’ve seen any of my other reports, you’ll see that I take a lot of pictures. I am pretty quick about, taking maybe a minute from stopping to starting again, but that can disrupt the mental flow of other riders not used to riding with me. Roger is good, we have done thousands of miles of adventures together over the last twenty something years. For Kevin and Rob, this is their first time with me.

Even still, just like making questionable decisions mid adventure in favor of the unknown, there are times when I HAVE to take a picture! When we get close to the end of the road, one of those moments presents itself. I motion for the other guys to keep rolling, then take off after them.

We are back to that initial section that we had to climb. There are sections that are not rocky, but instead like fine gravel. Any attempt at slowing the bike using the rear causes it to immediately step out of line. I am picking up more speed than feels comfortable. I am reluctant to use the front because it just feels like there is no usable traction. I slide the back a few more times before I get annoyed and have to start yelling at myself to let the dang bike ROLL and KEEP MY EYES UP!!

That gets me down where I find Roger waiting for me. Then we run the last bit back to the first gate to join Kevin and Rob. My hand is throbbing. While the way is known, it is a long way…

The good thing now is that the riding back to CR 50 and the. Co149 is not hard, but there are some rough-ish sections. I take the lead and go into cruise mode. There is no EASY button I can push. I just have to get it done.

We make really good time. Kevin hangs right behind me a bit, running right in sync with me. Rob and Roger hank back a bit further. There is still a good bit of dust, especially with the higher speed we are running. I am in full blown deer scan mode, something I have to do constantly when riding in deer infested East Texas. Fortunately, I do not encounter any and we soon get back to CR 50.

I spot a rider standing next to his motorcycle and head over to see if he’s okay. It turns out he is taking a bun break. We are closing in on 200 miles for the day and my buns are feeling it!! I chat with him a bit and he tells me he’s heading home to San Diego after being on the road for three months and doing the Trans America Trail and almost every Backroad Discovery Route I have ever heard of!! He looks like he is well into his 70s, but I don’t ask. His Suzuki DR400 is heavily loaded. He’s headed to Lake City for today and I let him know he’s welcome to run with us if he likes, but he is all about the solo experience. I get that. So I wished him well and got moving again.

About midway down CR 50 there is an area where the creek is more of a wide wetland area. There is a high risk of deer here. I spot movement on the left and hit the brakes. A MASSIVE almost black moose comes out into the road to glare at me. It does not look thrilled to make my acquaintance! I honk a few times and rev the engine a tiny bit, hoping it will decide to head back into the thick bushes from whence it came.

No dice.

It just starts running down the edge of the road. I REALLY want a picture! If I try to stop and get out my phone, it will either be too far away or likely gone by the time I get it out. I reach for the record button on the old Insta360 X3 camera I have mounted to my left handled bar side. The indicator light changes from the “ready” blue color to the “your battery is dying at the worst possible time” yellowish color!!

DOH!!! 🤨

I reach and try the record button again… it flashes yellow, but this time starts recording. I am hoping I got about 10-15 seconds before the moose finally decides it has had enough of us and heads off into the bushes out of sight. I am told moose sightings are somewhat rare, however this is the third time I’ve had an encounter while riding up here.

The rest of the ride to Co 149 and then down into Lake City is quick and uneventful. It is pushing past 6:00pm and the shadows are getting long. In the landscape photography world, we are entering the “Golden Hour,” that time when the sun gives everything that warm golden hue. Here I am in the middle of fantastic scenery, choking down the urge to stop at every amazing view for another picture 🫣

We reach Lake City and gas up the bikes. I’m sitting on about 130 miles since we gasses up at lunch. I think we maybe 60-70 miles to get back to Montrose. We should be able to make it back before dark. We head North out of town.

I think the speed limit is 45mph…? When I see a truck sitting on the shoulder of the other side of the road facing me I have about a second to think it’s probably a cop and I am probably speeding before he flashes his headlights at me a few times. What a relief!! That is usually their version of a warning rather than immediately flipping on the overheads to let you know they’re coming for you. I wasn’t going crazy fast, just faster than the ridiculously low speed limits they love here 🙄Still I am glad he was feeling merciful!

We run up the river can and then climb up to higher ground. We pass the end of the Alpine Plateau road, and a bit before Powderhorn we reach CR 25. I turn off and stop. This is not paved. We still have plenty of light. It is a known quantity. But, we are tired from our planned short and relaxing ride…

Roger pulls along side and mentions he plans to just run pavement back to Montrose but wants us to continue on without him. He doesn’t want to “ruin” our ride. I get that, but I let him know that adds some serious time and distance. I remind him that we have ridden this road before and it is a big, wide, mostly smooth and open road. He ponders a few seconds and says, “Lead the way.”

So off we go. It starts out with a fun twisting climb from the river up to the top of the plateau. Then it makes a long winding descent to the North and finally comes out on US 50. It is a fast and easy run, made all the more beautiful because of the golden hour lighting.

It does not take long to reach the highway. Once on pavement I click into “get there” mode. My desire to get off this bike overrides my desire for great landscape photography. I am tired, hungry, and it a lot of pain. I have a chronic spot in the middle of my back screaming at me with a bullhorn that goes to eleven!!

The ride due West into a setting sun unblocked by ANY of the massive clouds in the sky is almost blinding! We get back to the hotel a bit before 8:00pm. Total miles for our “short” day, 267. We clean up and grab dinner.

I am not feeling great and despite being hungry nothing really sounds good. I was barely able to remove my glove because my hand is so swollen. I get a little food in me just because I need it. After dinner Rob graciously drives me to the nearby local Emergency Room. I just want to get the hand checked to be sure whether or not I broke something. We arrive just after 9:30pm.

I check in, give a brief description of my problem, give them my insurance info and go sit with Rob in the waiting area. We are barely five minutes into a conversation when a nurse calls me name and escorts me to a room!

When is all said and done, the X-rays come back clear. Deep bruising, lots of swelling, nothing broken. The X-ray tech actually thanked me for being a rider that believes in riding in good gear because she has seen a lot of riders that chose not too…

I mention my back pain to the ER doc and she agrees to give me a stiff muscle relaxer once I let her know I will not be driving tonight or tomorrow. She even throws in some low dose hydrocodone for the drive home. I love her 😍

We leave the ER just before midnight. I can’t wait to be in bed. Back at the hotel Roger wakes up when he hears to door and I update him. We’d already all decided the trip is over. Tomorrow’s plan was to check out of our hotel here, ride over the Uncompahgre Plateau towards Gateway, the over the mountains in the Manti La Sal NF to Moab, spend the night, then come back to Montrose on the South side of the mountains, finally doing one more day in the Montrose/Ridgway area. That last day was to be a short easy day 😬

When I wake up Thursday morning, Roger already has my 701 and both of his bikes tucked in the trailer and strapped down. He wants a little help with the GS because of its size and weight. I am able to ride it into the trailer and hold it steady while he gets the straps sorted. After that, we toss everything else in the truck, say good bye to Kevin and Rob, then hit the road around 9:00am, bound for Amarillo, Tx.

We end up pushing through to Wichita Falls for the night. We’d rather add a few hours today so we can get home earlier tomorrow. After icing my hand, having it wrapped for about 24 hours and keeping it elevated most of that time, it feels and looks much better. It is still tender to pressure on the outside of the palm and I might possibly have been able to finish our out last three days, but this was another of those go or no go moments. With all of us exhausted and a good bit of unknown ahead of us, we decided it was a good time to call it. No regrets!

I am fortunate to have such great guys willing to follow me into the unknown and take whatever is thrown at us without a hint of grumbling or complaining, even after our short day became the absolute longest day of the adventure. God has truly blessed me!


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A little excitement from Day One while running about 20-25mph in the rain and mud in the area around Ground Hog and Black Mesa Mountains West of Ophir, Co., in the San Juan NF.


This was just one of MANY deer I encountered in our three days of riding. There were numerous times that I spotted several deer standing in the trees/bushes on the edge of the road that did not run at all. Quite a few of them were large bucks with velvety racks.
 
I am still trying to edit the videos I got from the Insta360 X3, a tedious process to be sure. But I think I got some decent footage. Oddly enough, it was never on the times where I hit the ground... :shrug: :lol2:
 
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