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May 19th, 2013: We are home!!! Just a few statistics; 37 border crossings (some taking as little as an hour, some taking as long as 10 hours), 94 different places we have stayed (not including the Canadian tour last year in June), 3 back tires, two front tires and around 27,000 miles including the Canadian ride.
So, my wife says, "we expected you guys to just ride on in on Saturday and get here around midnight". I love her, but there are so many things that hurt right now, the posterior, my ear from ear buds, my neck, my back, my finger that I managed to somehow smash ... did I mention my posterior? Another five hours on top of a full days ride just wasn't going to happen.
Besides; the bike needs some serious attention. The rear shock is gone, just spring (it feels like an old mercury that has never had the shocks changed) and the exhaust gasket blew out again (third time), hence the need for ear buds, but even so, Chuck says I sound like a Harley ... bleh!
It is good to be home and recovering ... more to come.
May 16, 2013: We are in Villahermosa, Mexico. Only three short days until home. A lot has happened and I apologize for not keeping the post up to date, but it seems it is more important to me right now to ride, and get home.
April 25, 2013: We are in Linden, Guyana. A small town on the fringe of the edge of nowhere. There isn't really anything here, but I guess it is the end of the pavement. We have met people here who have NEVER been to Lethem in their lives. Lethem is where we go next. It is across a stretch of about 260 miles of dirt and mud, not an easy trip. But come on man, in your whole life you never felt like traveling to the next town.
Each of us has been doing a blog in our own way, but I thought I would add one here on TWTEX as well. I haven't figured out how to cause the pictures to enlarge when you click on them in this report, but on my blog you can see the larger pictures by clicking on them. Here are some other links of interest:
My link on Blogspot: Ride EOW
Chucks Link on Advrider: Chucks Ride Report
My Spot Link (when it's working, more on that later): Spotwalla
Chuck's Spot Link (although there is some concern about banditos getting this info and kidnapping us): Chuck's Spotwalla
Chuck and I aren't the best traveling partners (that's Chuck on the left). We have known that for some time. We are argumentative, stubborn and crotchity. One of our fellow riders compared us to the two old guys on the Muppet show who sat in the balcony. Probably a good analogy.
But somehow together, we have ridden every state in the US except Hawaii (no road) and every province and territory in Canada except three (one of which you can't get to by road). We have managed to do this without killing each other and with very few personality related changes in plans.
So, we are setting off to conquer the countries of the Americas. Our plan is to be at the end of the world (Ushuaia- Terra Del Fuego) at the end of the world (12/21/2012) . We also plan to visit every country in North, Central and South America during our trip. That's our plan, we will see ...
How it started
I have had a motorcycle endorsement since the early '70's. After totaling a Kawasaki 500cc in a high speed wobble and a '76 Kawasaki Z1 when an elderly gentleman turned in front of me, I agreed with my then wife that perhaps riding a motorcycle wasn't responsible for a man with a child. I sold my bike, but never failed to renew my drivers license with the endorsement. Chuck, on the other hand, had wanted to ride but never found the time nor was he given permission to get an endorsement or a motorcycle.
The kids grew up, each of us divorced and we took control of our lives. Perhaps similar to the captains of the Titanic and Exxon Valdez we were heading for disaster? In 2001, Chuck took the BRC (basic riding class) and got his motorcycle endorsement. Then he received a days rental of a Harley at EasyRider as a birthday gift. Everyone knows riding is more enjoyable with a buddy, so he called me and I rented a Harley as well. Our first trip was 600 miles in two days to Luckenbach, Texas and back. I still remember just how much my butt hurt after that first ride. The person renting us the bikes had to leave early and told us we were welcome to keep the Harleys an extra day. My butt hurt so much, I said "no thanks, I will bring it back early!"
Later that year Chuck bought a Honda VTX 1800, the first year they were made, and he bought an '83 KZ1300 from ebay. He must have been desperate to have a riding buddy. In 2003 we made our first long distance ride to California. The picture above is from that ride, we are standing in front of the Bixby Bridge. Our intention was to ride to Vancouver on the PCH. There are at least two versions of this story; but, somewhere in Santa Cruz there was a misunderstanding, that found each of us heading our own way, me back to Houston and Chuck on to the pacific northwest.
We managed to patch things up the following year and I purchased a used '04 Goldwing in 2005. We made trips then to Key West in 2005, Alaska in 2006, Colorado in 2007, New England and eastern Canada in 2008, Washington DC, BRP and the outer banks of NC in 2009 and finally up through the Midwest Heartland in 2010. At this time we had ridden every state (except Hawaii) in the US and all but three of the Canadian Provinces. Here is a photo from the our entry into Alaska in 2006.
The Dual Sport Era
In 2011 we got the dual sport craze. Earlier we had started talking about riding to the tip of South America and began debating which bike would be best and how to gain the experience. We decided the best approach was to buy something without a lot of emotional investment that we could learn on, destroy and then buy a new one. We thought that the right bike might be a KLR to ride to South America. One day Chuck called and said he had purchased a used KLR on ebay. On Friday he flew to North Carolina, picked up that sucker and rode it in the rain back to Houston by Saturday evening. The dual sporting era had officially begun.
Reacting to Chuck's purchase I bought a DRZ-400 here locally in Houston. I think it was a great purchase, pretty much ready to fly. My first dual sport ride was with a bunch of crazy maniacs at 60 mph on the beach in Bolivar. Chuck and I began riding Sam Houston National Forest trails and on the Beach. Later we branched out to Big Bend Ranch State Park and Big Bend National Park. I bought a used KLR in June, 2011, then in August we dual sported through Creede, Ouray, Marble, Grand Junction and points west in Colorado.
Of course I am leaving a lot out. And there have been the usual Bumps ... and Bruises:
But there isn't enough time to write it all down. The bottom line is; as of June 30th, 2011 I left the company I had worked for for 30 years and Chuck retired October 12th, 2011. So we are now both unemployed and our plans for our next big adventure are taking shape ...
The Better Half
Of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention the VERY sympathetic support from my lovely bride. The only real input I have received about the journey is "I will not come to South America to retrieve your dead body!" I can understand that! Actually, Laura has been very supportive and understanding. She and I are planning at least two visits to South America during the trip; one being to Ushuaia for the Christmas season. After several months on the road, I will be happy to see her cheerful smile when she comes to visit!
Am I a lucky man or what???
So, my wife says, "we expected you guys to just ride on in on Saturday and get here around midnight". I love her, but there are so many things that hurt right now, the posterior, my ear from ear buds, my neck, my back, my finger that I managed to somehow smash ... did I mention my posterior? Another five hours on top of a full days ride just wasn't going to happen.
Besides; the bike needs some serious attention. The rear shock is gone, just spring (it feels like an old mercury that has never had the shocks changed) and the exhaust gasket blew out again (third time), hence the need for ear buds, but even so, Chuck says I sound like a Harley ... bleh!
It is good to be home and recovering ... more to come.
May 16, 2013: We are in Villahermosa, Mexico. Only three short days until home. A lot has happened and I apologize for not keeping the post up to date, but it seems it is more important to me right now to ride, and get home.
April 25, 2013: We are in Linden, Guyana. A small town on the fringe of the edge of nowhere. There isn't really anything here, but I guess it is the end of the pavement. We have met people here who have NEVER been to Lethem in their lives. Lethem is where we go next. It is across a stretch of about 260 miles of dirt and mud, not an easy trip. But come on man, in your whole life you never felt like traveling to the next town.

Each of us has been doing a blog in our own way, but I thought I would add one here on TWTEX as well. I haven't figured out how to cause the pictures to enlarge when you click on them in this report, but on my blog you can see the larger pictures by clicking on them. Here are some other links of interest:
My link on Blogspot: Ride EOW
Chucks Link on Advrider: Chucks Ride Report
My Spot Link (when it's working, more on that later): Spotwalla
Chuck's Spot Link (although there is some concern about banditos getting this info and kidnapping us): Chuck's Spotwalla
Chuck and I aren't the best traveling partners (that's Chuck on the left). We have known that for some time. We are argumentative, stubborn and crotchity. One of our fellow riders compared us to the two old guys on the Muppet show who sat in the balcony. Probably a good analogy.
But somehow together, we have ridden every state in the US except Hawaii (no road) and every province and territory in Canada except three (one of which you can't get to by road). We have managed to do this without killing each other and with very few personality related changes in plans.
So, we are setting off to conquer the countries of the Americas. Our plan is to be at the end of the world (Ushuaia- Terra Del Fuego) at the end of the world (12/21/2012) . We also plan to visit every country in North, Central and South America during our trip. That's our plan, we will see ...
How it started
I have had a motorcycle endorsement since the early '70's. After totaling a Kawasaki 500cc in a high speed wobble and a '76 Kawasaki Z1 when an elderly gentleman turned in front of me, I agreed with my then wife that perhaps riding a motorcycle wasn't responsible for a man with a child. I sold my bike, but never failed to renew my drivers license with the endorsement. Chuck, on the other hand, had wanted to ride but never found the time nor was he given permission to get an endorsement or a motorcycle.
The kids grew up, each of us divorced and we took control of our lives. Perhaps similar to the captains of the Titanic and Exxon Valdez we were heading for disaster? In 2001, Chuck took the BRC (basic riding class) and got his motorcycle endorsement. Then he received a days rental of a Harley at EasyRider as a birthday gift. Everyone knows riding is more enjoyable with a buddy, so he called me and I rented a Harley as well. Our first trip was 600 miles in two days to Luckenbach, Texas and back. I still remember just how much my butt hurt after that first ride. The person renting us the bikes had to leave early and told us we were welcome to keep the Harleys an extra day. My butt hurt so much, I said "no thanks, I will bring it back early!"
Later that year Chuck bought a Honda VTX 1800, the first year they were made, and he bought an '83 KZ1300 from ebay. He must have been desperate to have a riding buddy. In 2003 we made our first long distance ride to California. The picture above is from that ride, we are standing in front of the Bixby Bridge. Our intention was to ride to Vancouver on the PCH. There are at least two versions of this story; but, somewhere in Santa Cruz there was a misunderstanding, that found each of us heading our own way, me back to Houston and Chuck on to the pacific northwest.
We managed to patch things up the following year and I purchased a used '04 Goldwing in 2005. We made trips then to Key West in 2005, Alaska in 2006, Colorado in 2007, New England and eastern Canada in 2008, Washington DC, BRP and the outer banks of NC in 2009 and finally up through the Midwest Heartland in 2010. At this time we had ridden every state (except Hawaii) in the US and all but three of the Canadian Provinces. Here is a photo from the our entry into Alaska in 2006.
The Dual Sport Era
In 2011 we got the dual sport craze. Earlier we had started talking about riding to the tip of South America and began debating which bike would be best and how to gain the experience. We decided the best approach was to buy something without a lot of emotional investment that we could learn on, destroy and then buy a new one. We thought that the right bike might be a KLR to ride to South America. One day Chuck called and said he had purchased a used KLR on ebay. On Friday he flew to North Carolina, picked up that sucker and rode it in the rain back to Houston by Saturday evening. The dual sporting era had officially begun.
Reacting to Chuck's purchase I bought a DRZ-400 here locally in Houston. I think it was a great purchase, pretty much ready to fly. My first dual sport ride was with a bunch of crazy maniacs at 60 mph on the beach in Bolivar. Chuck and I began riding Sam Houston National Forest trails and on the Beach. Later we branched out to Big Bend Ranch State Park and Big Bend National Park. I bought a used KLR in June, 2011, then in August we dual sported through Creede, Ouray, Marble, Grand Junction and points west in Colorado.
Of course I am leaving a lot out. And there have been the usual Bumps ... and Bruises:
But there isn't enough time to write it all down. The bottom line is; as of June 30th, 2011 I left the company I had worked for for 30 years and Chuck retired October 12th, 2011. So we are now both unemployed and our plans for our next big adventure are taking shape ...
The Better Half
Of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention the VERY sympathetic support from my lovely bride. The only real input I have received about the journey is "I will not come to South America to retrieve your dead body!" I can understand that! Actually, Laura has been very supportive and understanding. She and I are planning at least two visits to South America during the trip; one being to Ushuaia for the Christmas season. After several months on the road, I will be happy to see her cheerful smile when she comes to visit!
Am I a lucky man or what???
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