I cussed. A lot. But it started last night.
I was watching the effects of Snowmageddon as I think Tracker called it vanish while enjoying libations last evening and a decent forecast coming up. I thought to myself, "self, it looks like '21 is all jealous of '20's achievements at being the worst year ever and said, hold my beer and watch this!" Perhaps it would be a good time to think about riding again before that's taken away from me. Why it's been since...........
bleep.
That's when it hit me. I haven't rode since last April. The gas in the tank is 10 months old and untreated.
BLEEP!
So today I decided to deal with that. The gas wasn't horrible with the sniff test, but it wasn't right. I got the cheezy 12v transfer pump out, and set it on the bench with a spare bike battery and an empty litter jug. Hose in the bike and in the jug, and power it up. Going fine until gas starts dripping out of the pump housing, I turned it over to look, and then it poured out on the floor.
Bleep. Paper towels!!
I took the top off the pump freeing the assembly from the cheap plastic housing, see nothing strange, take off the hoses and trim them and put back on tight, and try again. Now fuel is coming out of the pump shaft which flings it on me and the floor.
Bleep. More paper towels.
OK, set the pump assembly over a plastic thing to catch the drip with a shop rag over the pump to catch the fling and let it drip into the plastic thing. Off we go. And the drain hose comes out of the jug now spraying at good velocity gas on the shop light, bench, bike and me.
BLEEEEEEEP!!!!!! Run into the house for a big shop towel. And a beer.
Now HOLDING the d*** drain hose in the jug, try again. There's gas everywhere, what's the risk? It filled the big jug, and I got another and got the majority of the gas out of the tank, it just would have been good to get it all in the jugs. The fuel in the jugs looks like lemonade. It was close. I took the pump assembly outside and threw it in a bucket to go to hazmat drop off next month along with the jugs of bad gas.
It occurs to me the premium in the 2gal. can is just as old, so I dump it into one of the jugs, put a little Lucas injector cleaner and Star Tron in it and head to the corner store. Out of premium.
Bleep!!!
Went to a further store and they did indeed have premium. At 3 bucks a gallon.
Bleep.
Back home, I immediately decide to take the bike OUT of the garage before dealing any further with gasoline and the annoying spout on this one that can guarantee you'll spill fuel trying to get it to release it's "safety" and dispense the gas, which takes forever with no way to vent back into the can.
Bleep.
Expecting the worst, I cranked her over, and she started right up. Smelled a little weird at first, but no smoke and no ill effects, ran her for about 5 minutes at a couple throttle positions, oil pressure and charge good, and shut her off. Now to clean up the mess.
Bleep.
BTW, when you go to most every gas station now and the moment you start to dispense gas those ANNOYING and LOUD ads come on the screen, the row of 4 unmarked touch points on the right side of the screen, the second one down from the top is MUTE. Everyone I point that out to is grateful.
I think this calls for another beer.