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Okay, back on track...Into the unknown. Heat. Misery. Mayhem.
But first, let me introduce you to the other two Wisenheimers.
The Iceman himself, Jack Jeter (just call him Iceman or Iceman Jack). If the bike has knobbies and you're riding on dirt, Iceman can ride the wheels off the bike. He's fast, smooth, skilled, and very hard to keep up with. His bike of choice for this trip was the KTM 525.
John Thompson (aka JT or John the a)sinner or b)baptized depending on the situation he gets you in) is every bit as fast as Iceman. I think. They both run off and leave me in the dirt so I haven't really confirmed if one is faster than the other. John is also a map guy and a Jedi level GPS Guru. Put him up front on your rides and he'll get you there, though to be fair it might not be on the route you had in mind. John's motto is the tougher the riding, the better. John's primary ride is the venerable Honda XR650L, aka The Big Red Pig (BRP). He rides so fast on both pavement and dirt you wonder if he didn't get the word that the term "big red pig" includes the word "pig".
You guys all know me. I'm the world's fastest slow guy and I randomly baptize riders in rivers. World's fastest slow guy? Yeah, that's me. Take all the riders in the world and divide them into 2 groups - the fast group and the slow group. I'm in the slow group. I'm the fastest guy in the slow group. I'm way to slow to be in the fast group. But I'm faster than everyone in the slow group. It's sorta like being the world's largest shrimp. Big for a shrimp but still a shrimp.
But first, let me introduce you to the other two Wisenheimers.
The Iceman himself, Jack Jeter (just call him Iceman or Iceman Jack). If the bike has knobbies and you're riding on dirt, Iceman can ride the wheels off the bike. He's fast, smooth, skilled, and very hard to keep up with. His bike of choice for this trip was the KTM 525.
John Thompson (aka JT or John the a)sinner or b)baptized depending on the situation he gets you in) is every bit as fast as Iceman. I think. They both run off and leave me in the dirt so I haven't really confirmed if one is faster than the other. John is also a map guy and a Jedi level GPS Guru. Put him up front on your rides and he'll get you there, though to be fair it might not be on the route you had in mind. John's motto is the tougher the riding, the better. John's primary ride is the venerable Honda XR650L, aka The Big Red Pig (BRP). He rides so fast on both pavement and dirt you wonder if he didn't get the word that the term "big red pig" includes the word "pig".
You guys all know me. I'm the world's fastest slow guy and I randomly baptize riders in rivers. World's fastest slow guy? Yeah, that's me. Take all the riders in the world and divide them into 2 groups - the fast group and the slow group. I'm in the slow group. I'm the fastest guy in the slow group. I'm way to slow to be in the fast group. But I'm faster than everyone in the slow group. It's sorta like being the world's largest shrimp. Big for a shrimp but still a shrimp.
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